National Beto Bye Bye

[titsonritz]

So, I guess that means fake Mexicans aren't as popular with Democrats as fake Indians?

Ouch

 

[P7M13]

Sayonara muthafuka !!

 

[titsonritz]

Good I'm tired of watching him make is lame speeches.

 

[OldTengu]

Beto sucks. He sucked before this, he'll suck after. I bet his mom is bummed he sucks so much.

 

[No_Regerts]

Beto sucks. He sucked before this, he'll suck after. I bet his mom is bummed he sucks so much.

His mom probably wish SHE had chosen to suck that night.

Because lollipops are a natural form of birth control.

 

[Kruel J]

Smegma!!

 

[No_Regerts]

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It sounds every bit as appetizing as Vegemite.

 

[Kruel J]

 

[CountryGent]

He just decided to support a different candidate View attachment 629664

Napoleon seems almost charming compared to Beto. And less mentally challenged.

Because lollipops are a natural form of birth control.

Most assuredly.

It sounds every but as appetizing as Vegemite.

Ay. I have one cousin who is a citizen of Oz. She brought that over twice. Once I tried it. Should have know better that something that looked like baby poop wasn't going to be palatable. And, yet, here we are. I like my cousin, but this did not help international relations.

 

[No_Regerts]

Napoleon seems almost charming compared to Beto. And less mentally challenged.



Most assuredly.



Ay. I have one cousin who is a citizen of Oz. She brought that over twice. Once I tried it. Should have know better that something that looked like baby poop wasn't going to be palatable. And, yet, here we are. I like my cousin, but this did not help international relations.

Did you ask if she speak-a your language? I hear that elicits smiles and vegemite sandwiches.

 

[BSG 75]

Constitution Breathes Sigh Of Relief As Beto Drops Out Of Race

WASHINGTON, D.C.—Reports from the National Archives in Washington, D.C. indicate that the U.S. Constitution was breathing a sigh of relief this evening as Beto O'Rourke announced he was leaving the presidential race.

babylonbee.com

 

[awshoot]

I guess I should be grateful to him. After all, he single-handedly stopped any gun control from being enacted this year......

That or it was his job to make the normal draconian levels of control others seek, all warm and fuzzy.

 

[CountryGent]

Did you ask if she speak-a your language? I hear that elicits smiles and vegemite sandwiches.

Haha, she speak-a our language, well, at least one of them, albeit with a strange accent. One of my early memories was walking with my family to the dunes with said young woman from the land down under. Around that era I saw the referenced video at a relative's house and was impressed the Aussies had "the dunes" too. The boomerang she brought was super cool; the foodstuffs markedly less so. (As wacky as she is, her family in the USA and Latin American are most assuredly more nutso. Culture shock can be so hilarious.)

One of my memories of this family friend was right after 9/11; she visited my parent's place and I came over with my newly wed bride. We talked, we ate, and drank. And my cousin said with a steadfast, resolved face "we are behind you all the way." I took that to mean her nation of birth, and true enough, the Diggers backed our play in the terror wars.

 

[teflon6string]

I found Beta particularly dangerous because, via the cult of personality (like a happy, snappy Doublemint gum commercial), he appealed to young voters.

Not smart voters, not thoughtful voters, and certainly not informed voters. Just youngsters sufficiently inexperienced in life that they actually believe loudmouth absolutes: older white people are all stupid, all guns are all bad, open borders mean nothing more than love, care and compassion, and free everything is... free!

Tragically, Barrack Obama also looked like a plain-spoken fresh young face to that same naïve demographic at one point - actually twice. At least this ideological spew-hole lost steam and support before he could cause even more harm (if that is possible) to the US, and global politics forever.

 

[rupey7]

Good riddance.
I hope Bloomturd stays away!

 

[nammac]

He's a pile of sinful sots!

He's a crooked jerky jockey and he drive a crooked horse...

 

[Ura-Ki]

Why Hell Yes, Beta, I'm a gonna be keepin my AR's and my Ak's, And Your going back to being a trunk monkey in your Moms basement with your cheese grater and the drum set! Leave Politic'en to the big boys!
Bless Yer Heart!


What a Choad!

 

[BSG 75]

Get one now. It might be a collector item some day. Or wait until they go on clearance.



Available in ladies cut too.



They make great rags for cleaning your AR or AK.

Hell Yes We're Going To Take Your AR-15 (Unisex & Women's Styles)

Official Webstore of Beto for America

store.betoorourke.com

 

[arakboss]

So long Beta boy, there was only room for one Beddoe in this town:

 

[Member 5605]

It sounds every bit as appetizing as Vegemite.

And I have a jar of that nasty shet in the cupboard from when the parents went to Aus.

we keep it around because the dog LOVES it. He will lick anything for hours that's had it smeared on it. Much longer than peanut butter.