National Beto Bye Bye

[TheHumungus]

Beto O’Rourke Drops Out of the Presidential Race (Published 2019)

The former Texas congressman, who energized Democrats in a Senate race last year, began his White House run to great fanfare but failed to build significant support.

www.nytimes.com

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[HA556]

I saw that earlier and thought to myself, why can't he go bye bye on a barge to some other place?!

 

[Caveman Jim]

Yeah he's a wimp, all bark and no bite. Although he does rate up there with the others that deserve a blanket party...

 

[DB is Here]

I hear McDonalds is hiring...

 

[TheHumungus]

I guess I should be grateful to him. After all, he single-handedly stopped any gun control from being enacted this year......

 

[DunRanull]

He'll be back, mark my words... a retro-fitting and fresh packaging, a few years under his belt... yeah.... He's got a bad case of "wannabe" in more than one sense.

 

[slimmer13]

The Secret service might want to have some extra agents on hand at the White House tonight. Beto does like to burgle.

 

[Meridian7750]

Problem is, he's young and he believes his own sycophantic press.
He'll be on the national stage for years to come...
Name recognition, obtuse pandering, Kennedy-wannabe stylistics, and an adoring cult-like fan base ensure that we haven't seen the end of old Beto.

Still, it's tremendously satisfying to see him fail again

 

[nammac]

Well, Adios Francis!!!

And just to be clear, I'll keep my AR-15, thanks just the same

 

[nammac]

He'll be back, mark my words... a retro-fitting and fresh packaging, a few years under his belt... yeah.... He's got a bad case of "wannabe" in more than one sense.

Felon, think he'll have a tough path to the Oval Office...

I do hate predictive text

 

[USMC-03]

O'Roarke may be out of the race, but the ideology continues to fester.

 

[No_Regerts]

Yeet!

 

[bolus]

just a distraction and he should not got any attention. Just there to make the others seem better. I wonder what media show will hire him now.

 

[Kruel J]

Hell no he's not taking anyone's AR-15s!

 

[DB is Here]

I wonder what media show will hire him now.

The View, I hear they're looking for a Sassy lady.

 

[User 1234]

The Babylon Bee already posted an article, that Beto is dropping out of the race to spend more time taking guns away from his family.

 

[DB is Here]

The Babylon Bee already posted an article, that Beto is dropping out of the race to spend more time taking guns away from his family.

Weird, I heard he was going to work for Kel-tech since they don't sell guns either.

 

[Member 5605]

Won't be missed. Could be mist though.

 

[No_Regerts]

Won't be missed. Could be mist though.

Pink

 

[albin25]

So, I guess that means fake Mexicans aren't as popular with Democrats as fake Indians?