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The Darwin Awards commemorate individuals who protect our gene pool by making the ultimate sacrifice of their own lives: by eliminating themselves in an extraordinarily idiotic manner, thereby improving our species' chance of long-term survival. In other words, they are cautionary tales about people who kill themselves in really stupid ways, and in doing so, significantly improve the gene pool by eliminating themselves from the human race.
As I remember a Darwin can't be awarded if the "candidate" lives through it.
This is my favorite Darwin Award Winner - ( slightly NSFW)
[video=youtube_share;4nNV1yODY4c]http://youtu.be/4nNV1yODY4c[/video]
Not quite a darwin award, but sure will be if he also keeps going.
Ithica has this funny trait, it fires if you rack a round with your finger
pressing on the trigger it does the bang thing.
I love em, but people need to know that, or.........what you watched
Don't want to live near this guy !
Hopefully he didn't live in a downstairs apartment........................
As I remember a Darwin can't be awarded if the "candidate" lives through it.
I don't think this idiot "qualifies" for the Darwin award. The article leads me to believe he is still capable of passing his faulty genes to the next generation. But I'm gonna like where this thread is headed.
This is my favorite Darwin Award Winner - ( slightly NSFW)
[video=youtube_share;4nNV1yODY4c]http://youtu.be/4nNV1yODY4c[/video]
Actually, a Darwin Award winner CAN still be living. He/she only has to lose the ability to reproduce. Often that takes the form of death but other times the idiot survives but is unable to procreate any further, i.e. an early award winner who teabagged a golf ball washer on the green while his buddy turned the crank. (I'll leave it to your fertile imaginations as to what exactly happened).
The Darwin Awards commemorate individuals who protect our gene pool by making the ultimate sacrifice of their own lives: by eliminating themselves in an extraordinarily idiotic manner, thereby improving our species' chance of long-term survival. In other words, they are cautionary tales about people who kill themselves in really stupid ways, and in doing so, significantly improve the gene pool by eliminating themselves from the human race.
They grow them stupid in Federal Way.