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10 O'clock news

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Ding, Oct 10, 2010.

  1. Ding

    Ding Lighter Side of Oz Active Member

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    Bob walked into a sports bar around 9:58 PM. He sat down next to a blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV.

    The 10 PM news was coming on. The news crew was covering the story of a man on the ledge of a large building preparing to jump.

    The blonde looked at Bob and said, "Do you think he'll jump?"

    Bob said, "You know, I bet he'll jump."

    The blonde replied, "Well, I bet he won't."

    Bob placed a $20 bill on the bar and said, "You're on!"

    Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, the guy on the ledge did a swan dive off the building, falling to his death.

    The blonde was very upset, but willingly handed her $20 to Bob. "Fair's fair. Here's your money."

    Bob replied, "I can't take your money. I saw this earlier on the 5 PM news, so I knew he would jump."

    The blonde replied, "I did, too, but I didn't think he'd do it again."

    Bob took the money.
  2. glockguy

    glockguy Albany Oregon Well-Known Member

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    now thats funnnnnnny!
  3. nwg19

    nwg19 Auburn WA. Member

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    LOL Hey I think I know her!!!!!:D