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Your favorite words are STFU.
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You know you're getting old when..
you realize that you likely have entirely too much .22 ammo.
I'm not and I don't so in reality this is unpossible. lol
I feel really old at work when they hire a new guy and I have been working at the same job long then he's be alive.
Hah! I told my coworker I was designing HVAC systems when he was still sitting in his highchair smearing Spaghetti-Os all over his face.
One smart azz millennial made some comment and I told him I was doing this job when your daddy was still enjoying his time alone in his bedroom son. ( Not exactly the words I used)
Hah! I told my coworker I was designing HVAC systems when he was still sitting in his highchair smearing Spaghetti-Os all over his face.
I'm screwed I'm only 35 and I feel 90. My whole body hurts constantly.
My back more than anything.
Arthritis, joint replacements, hair growing out of the ears, etc. Despite the outward evidence, an 18 year old lives on in the mind and thinks 'I'm just a little out-of-shape.'
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I'm screwed I'm only 35 and I feel 90. My whole body hurts constantly.
My back more than anything.
As for C, try when your waistline exceeds your age... 36 vs. 44.a) Sir Elton John's "Crocodile Rock" is playing in a Muzak format as you get into an elevator.
b) When you approach the Box Office at your local theater and you're asked: "Will that be a Senior and a regular admission?"
c) Your waist measurement is more than half your age.
d) You proudly state that you paid less for your dental implants than you had for your used car.
e) You worry that your prescription arch supports won't fit more than one pair of shoes.
f) You have to search extensively and pay a premium price, for Vitalis Hair Tonic. (I had to do this very thing)!
Am I alone?
What's your problem with smart-mouthed millennials? Some would rather side with the Crusty Old Farts than with young punks...Now that's funny! (Its a quote I'll use to insult a smart-mouthed millennial/f**ked up little "hipster").
One smart azz millennial made some comment and I told him I was doing this job when your daddy was still enjoying his time alone in his bedroom son. ( Not exactly the words I used)
Try "Punk, I got *skivvies* older than you"... (Well, not so much me since mine have to be disposed of as Biohazard after a year in the fart-filter rotation.)When I look at a young man and say to myself: "I have shoes that are older than him... and maybe a couple of ties"!
Ain't that the truth... [EDIT: Re ties] I have trouble fighting with mine regularly, which is why back when Totes Outlet still had 'em I used to buy "Tie It Once" devices that also provided break-away features when some moron in need of an arsebeating decided to try using the tie as leverage.Most of the millennials don't know how to tie a tie, let alone how to iron a shirt. Half of them have difficulty realizing that a condom isn't a sleeping bag for a mouse!