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a) Sir Elton John's "Crocodile Rock" is playing in a Muzak format as you get into an elevator.
b) When you approach the Box Office at your local theater and you're asked: "Will that be a Senior and a regular admission?"
c) Your waist measurement is more than half your age.
d) You proudly state that you paid less for your dental implants than you had for your used car.
e) You worry that your prescription arch supports won't fit more than one pair of shoes.
f) You have to search extensively and pay a premium price, for Vitalis Hair Tonic. (I had to do this very thing)!
Am I alone?
b) When you approach the Box Office at your local theater and you're asked: "Will that be a Senior and a regular admission?"
c) Your waist measurement is more than half your age.
d) You proudly state that you paid less for your dental implants than you had for your used car.
e) You worry that your prescription arch supports won't fit more than one pair of shoes.
f) You have to search extensively and pay a premium price, for Vitalis Hair Tonic. (I had to do this very thing)!
Am I alone?
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