WTS: TP....Like New

[Ura-Ki]

I'll gib ya elevendethreedollas and fifftiones centz and One Large Orange Soda fer it!
That's da bes offa yet!

 

[kisfish]

Best thread in a long time. Nice

 

[2A2Dend]

Tp For My Bunghole GIFs | Tenor

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[kisfish]

You sure your not open to a trade. The good kind here

 

[v0lcom13sn0w]

septic safe? GLWS.

 

[Ura-Ki]

Trade for 5 slightly used corn cobs?

 

[Stomper]

How many rounds through it?

Don't worry, he's had a vasectomy and only shoots blanks into them!

 

[albin25]

I have a few high-quality pieces of genuine, original, museum quality, TP from my collection of Jerimiah Johnson's personal artifacts.
I would be willing to trade one piece ( it's moisturized) in exchange for your unused, though partial, example of Post-modern Wipeism.

 

[No_Regerts]

Well trade this TP and ammo for 2 bed, 2 bath house. If home is on the water or maybe 4 bed 3 bath will throw in the 5 80% lowers. If home in on the water, and comes with live in help may be willing to throw in the safe too

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NO THREAD CRAPPING!

 

[E4mafia]

How many have tried to low ball you?

 

[No_Regerts]

I'll take it. Convo inbound.

Still available. Got ghosted! Probably need to start a call-out thread on this one.

 

[No_Regerts]

How many have tried to low ball you?

Just the old guys.....hehe, get it?

 

[No_Regerts]

Mods deleted the last parody ad, so expect to get banned, red flagged, and enrolled in Moms Demand Infringement donor lists in 3...2...1...

This is as serious as it gets! Price is firm!

 

[Gbirk]

Just the old guys.....hehe, get it?

Do your balls hang low, do the wobble to and fro? Can you tie them in a knot, can you tie them in a bow?

I wash my balls in the toilet. No TP or bidet needed.

 

[E4mafia]

We laugh now but in honesty there was already a thread about someone selling hand san for $150 for 2 gallons iirc.

I am sure it'll start as a joke but then dwell into serious offers haha.

 

[Ura-Ki]

How much for just One Square? Willing to drive if you wanna meet up and make a deal!

 

[308]

How many rounds through it?

Less than 200 rounds down the pipe...as usual

 

[Alexx1401]

We laugh now but in honesty there was already a thread about someone selling hand san for $150 for 2 gallons iirc.

I am sure it'll start as a joke but then dwell into serious offers haha.

$75 a gallon may not be far off. Never paid attention to what that stuff runs but before this panic what did those little half pint or so bottles sell for? Could fill a lot of them with a couple gallons of the damn stuff.

 

[Ura-Ki]

Windex, it really works!

 

[308]

Windex, it really works!

I'm glad we have 1000 acres of feed corn here. Those husks are going to come in handy