Woman Shot In Driveway-

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  1. fredball

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    [TD="width: 100%"] Linda Burnett, 26, a resident of San Diego, was visiting her in-laws
    and, while there, went to a nearby supermarket to pick up some
    groceries.





    Later, her husband noticed her sitting in her car in the driveway
    with the windows rolled up and her eyes closed, with both hands behind
    the back of her head.





    He became concerned and walked over to the car. He noticed that
    Linda's eyes were now open and she looked very strange. He asked her
    if she was okay, and Linda replied that she had been shot in the back
    of the head and had been holding her brains in for over an hour.

    The husband called the paramedics, who broke into the car because
    the doors were locked and Linda refused to remove her hands from her
    head.





    When they finally got in, they found that Linda had a wad of bread
    dough on the back of her head.

    A Pillsbury biscuit canister had exploded from the heat, making a
    loud noise that sounded like a gunshot, and the wad of dough hit her
    in the back of her head.





    When she reached back to find out what it was, she felt the dough
    and thought it was her brains. She initially passed out, but quickly
    recovered.

    Linda is a blonde, a Democrat, and an Obama supporter, but that
    could all be a coincidence.

    The defective biscuit canister was analyzed and the expiration date
    was from 2008, so it was determined to be Bush's fault.




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  2. BVB

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    sounds about right
     
  3. spectra

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    Must have been to the local Walmart!
     
  4. Sstrand

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    When I saw the title my first thought was: I'll bet it hurts like everything to get shot in your driveway . . .

    Sheldon
     
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  5. Dunerunner

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    Funny Stuff!! I needed a good laugh this morning....Thankx!!
     
  6. Blitzkrieg

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    There's a jokes thread, you should post it there :thumbup:
     
  7. U201491

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    Haven't seen that one in a couple years.
    Its a classic.
    :D
     

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