Encounter with a petty old woman today

[JoeIsuzu]

When i was drinking alot of beer I had fecal issues.....boy do I have some stories!

sacrificing a sock, underwear, or a sleeve has become a art form to me. I tip my hat in acknowledgment of the struggle

 

[Tony617]

I was on my honeymoon, and we decided to have lunch in a nice restaurant, this was before the no smoking rules.. anyhow the whole restaurant was pretty much empty., so we sat by the window, looking out over the ocean, my wife and I both smoked.. and we ordered a few drinks and were deciding on what meal to order, when another couple, sat at the table directly behind us.. it was about 5 minutes, before the female started complaining to her date, about the cigarette smoke.. my wife says, "Maybe we should put them out" but no.. I looked back, and was about 15 oher emptry tables all around us that were further away ! I then started puffing like a locomotive until was a huge cloud drifting right through them.. I looked behind me and it was this huge cloud of smoke... they finally got the message and moved. Sorry to all the NON smokers out there, but I was smoking before they sat down..

I remember my family get togethers. My mom and dad, my mom's aunt smoked, and my uncle smoked. I breathed so much second hand smoke growing up. They would send me to local cigarette shop and I buy 4 or 5 cartons of cigarettes for my relatives. I was allowed to keep any change that was left over.

 

[Tlock]

sacrificing a sock, underwear, or a sleeve has become a art form to me. I tip my hat in acknowledgment of the struggle

You learn early on why tp is called mountaim money!

 

[Andy54Hawken]

I've used a tee shirt from time to time in lieu of TP....
Sometimes my hunting partner is even out of the tee shirt before I cut a piece off....

Andy

 

[Mono1]

bubblegum my pants so bad standing in the smoke pit at McChord one time that I waddled to the bathroom cut my underwear off with a knife and went back to work. Coveralls were a little breezy that day

Yeah, sometimes you just need to throw your underwear away and buy new.

Or, at least that's what I heard.

 

[Provincial]

I've used a tee shirt from time to time in lieu of TP....
Sometimes my hunting partner is even out of the tee shirt before I cut a piece off....

Andy

That bone-handled knife comes in handy!

 

[Andy54Hawken]

That bone-handled knife comes in handy!

Ha...yes it does...
Andy

 

[Mono1]

In my experience,

the best way to sh*t in the woods, as they say, is to

First, Take off All your Clothes.

Otherwise, Something is Gonna Get Soiled.

Just Sayin'.

 

[Jeepsnguns]

In my experience,

the best way to sh*t in the woods, as they say, is to

First, Take off All your Clothes.

Otherwise, Something is Gonna Get Soiled.

Just Sayin'.

Too funny! Better safe than sorry...Reminds me of when my son was learning to potty train he would strip off all his clothes...

 

[Tlock]

In my experience,

the best way to sh*t in the woods, as they say, is to

First, Take off All your Clothes.

Otherwise, Something is Gonna Get Soiled.

Just Sayin'.

The woods, behind a dumpster, on the side of the hiway.....let's just say ive gone everywhere man! Keystone light went threw me like water

 

[Mono1]

The woods, behind a dumpster, on the side of the hiway.....let's just say ive gone everywhere man! Keystone light went threw me like water

And THEN, once you're Naked, you back up against a Tree.

Assuming you can't find the ideal pair of Rocks to sit on. Which are gonna be hard to find.

 

[Bobbygun]

In my experience,

the best way to sh*t in the woods, as they say, is to

First, Take off All your Clothes.

Otherwise, Something is Gonna Get Soiled.

Just Sayin'.

You'd best drench yourself in Deep Woods Off or those skeeters will drain your blood!

 

[Jeepsnguns]

You'd best drench yourself in Deep Woods Off or those skeeters will drain your blood!

Those "skeeters" tend to go right for the helmet...I know this from watching "Naked and Afraid"...

 

[Mikej]

And THEN, once you're Naked, you back up against a Tree.

Being a lover of Mexican food, and an aficionado of EARLY morning summer steelheading, I can attest to the utilitarian nature of old, mossy, lay-down logs in the forest!

 

[Tlock]

Being a lover of Mexican food, and an aficionado of EARLY morning summer steelheading, I can attest to the utilitarian nature of old, mossy, lay-down logs in the forest!

There is nothing like a chorizo breakfast burrito to get things moving

 

[UsernameS]

There is nothing like a chorizo breakfast burrito to get things moving

week old chili in elk camp does pretty good too. I had my brothers long sleeve shirt on, went running to the woods, for you know what....and came back with one of the shirt arms missing.. he said I could have the shirt...