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Them fruit-loops ain't got no pants on....



Parts of an old Army marching cadence....

Ain't no use in goin' home, Jody's got your girl and gone! Ain't no use in goin' back, Jody's drivin' your Cadillac!
 
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The Iliad and The Odyssey are both good reads.

A long time ago....in a barracks far away....
We had a snooty Captain who , when inspecting my room , spotted my book shelf.
He walks over....looks the over the books over and picks up my leather bound copy of The Iliad and The Odyssey....
And says , with a voice dripping with disdain....
"What are you doing with these Sergeant ...?

I go to the position of Attention and answer with the best parade ground manner and voice :
" I have found that when teaching officers to read...it is best to start with the classics , Sir. "

Totally worth the azz chewing my First Sergeant gave me later....
All while he was laughing at what I said....:D

Andy
 
The Iliad and The Odyssey are both good reads.

A long time ago....in a barracks far away....
We had a snooty Captain who , when inspecting my room , spotted my book shelf.
He walks over....looks the over the books over and picks up my leather bound copy of The Iliad and The Odyssey....
And says , with a voice dripping with disdain....
"What are you doing with these Sergeant ...?

I go to the position of Attention and answer with the best parade ground manner and voice :
" I have found that when teaching officers to read...it is best to start with the classics , Sir. "

Totally worth the azz chewing my First Sergeant gave me later....
All while he was laughing at what I said....:D

Andy
LOL ! FSgts are the best.
 
The Iliad and The Odyssey are both good reads.

A long time ago....in a barracks far away....
We had a snooty Captain who , when inspecting my room , spotted my book shelf.
He walks over....looks the over the books over and picks up my leather bound copy of The Iliad and The Odyssey....
And says , with a voice dripping with disdain....
"What are you doing with these Sergeant ...?

I go to the position of Attention and answer with the best parade ground manner and voice :
" I have found that when teaching officers to read...it is best to start with the classics , Sir. "

Totally worth the azz chewing my First Sergeant gave me later....
All while he was laughing at what I said....:D

Andy
My first CO was an elitist Peurto Rican who looked down at all other Latino nationalities, including my (at the time) Honduran wife that I managed to bring back after our deployment down there.... CPT Robles.... that balding Muddah Pluckah HATED me for doing that. He set my "career" back by at least 2-3 years, easily.


LOL ! FSgts are the best.

My first 1SG, Connell Delaney, and my first PLT SGT, SFG Larry Kaylor (who later became the TOP after I PCS'd) were two of THE best NCO's I ever served with.


Also:

SFC Gunther
SSG Shinskie
SSG Harris
SGT Davila
SGT Lacewell
SGT Getzlaf
SGT Rochelle


I still frequently think of them almost 40 years later....


(RIP 1SG Kaylor!)
 
My first CO was an elitist Peurto Rican who looked down at all other Latino nationalities, including my (at the time) Honduran wife that I managed to bring back after our deployment down there.... CPT Robles.... that balding Muddah Pluckah HATED me for doing that. He set my "career" back by at least 2-3 years, easily.




My first 1SG, Connell Delaney, and my first PLT SGT, SFG Larry Kaylor (who later became the TOP after I PCS'd) were two of THE best NCO's I ever served with.


Also:

SFC Gunther
SSG Shinskie
SSG Harris
SGT Davila
SGT Lacewell
SGT Getzlaf
SGT Rochelle


I still frequently think of them almost 40 years later....


(RIP 1SG Kaylor!)
I understand the individual words. I do think English was my first language. But. I have never seen them in this order.
 
The definition of "Odyssey" is "A long voyage or journey characterized by many reversals of fortune".

Which makes me smile every time I see a Honda Odyssey minivan.
 
Maybe if he hadn't spent those seven years banging Calypso, he would have made it back home sooner and avoided all that mess..

-E-
 
My Dad was a Sergeant for 24 years (served for 28).

Then he retired, and the bastards ruined his entire reputation by giving him the retired rank of Captain. He never forgave them, and took that grudge to the grave...
 

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