How fat is your wallet?

[MTpockets]

You're likely not as poor as @MTpockets

After pawning my penny loafers…


…I haven't had any common cents…

 

[TTSX]

After pawning my penny loafers…


…I haven't had any common cents…

How about uncommon scents? Got any of those?

 

[Juniper9mm]

Not as fat as my wife.

 

[Nosferatu]

After pawning my penny loafers…


…I haven't had any common cents…

It's never too late to put that Nickelback collection up on Ebay.

 

[TTSX]

It's never too late to put that Nickelback collection up on Ebay.

Someone couldn't cut it as a poor man stealing

 

[Nosferatu]

Someone couldn't cut it as a poor man stealing

And this is how you remind me?

 

[gearhead]

And this is how you remind me?

I see what you did there. I'm ashamed that I get the pun.

 

[TTSX]

I see what you did there. I'm ashamed that I get the pun.

Anybody who listened to the radio at any moment around 2000 gets these references. It's like Mariah Carey at Christmas.

 

[Knobgoblin]

Anybody who listened to the radio at any moment around 2000 gets these references. It's like Mariah Carey at Christmas.

The snare drum.

It's a mnemonic.

Edit to add , that song is available in drum only version on the YouTubes.

Might rabbit hole you tho.

 

[64MercurysRule]

@arakboss do you use the Chapstick to help slip that wallet in your pocket .......

 

[Nosferatu]

@arakboss do you use the Chapstick to help slip that wallet in your pocket .......
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Oh boy. Is he confusing his 'prison wallet' again?

 

[Juniper9mm]

Not as fat as my wife.

My wife asked my kid to take out the trash. He responded, 'get your fat a$$ off the couch and do it yourself!' I couldn't say anything to him, he had a point.

 

[bionic knees]

not as thick as it was a few months ago, 5 guns purchased!!

 

[ma96782]

Well…..right now…… I'm carrying over a million.
Ooops…did I forget to mention that it's in Vietnamese Dong?

Aloha. Mark

 

[gmerkt]

Any other geezers go this route?

Yes, I use a bi-fold wallet. This one is probably 15 years old. Mrs. Merkt sees it once in a while and asks me if a new one would be a good idea. I decline. I get used to old, tried and true.

There was a time that I used a tri-fold wallet for a while. It was okay, I forget why I went back to a bifold.

Been doing front pocket since 4th grade.

That became a habit of mine when I was in the army, carrying it around in a buttoned chest pocket of my fatigue shirt. I later went back to hip pocket. I take pocket contents out when I'm home.

When I'm travelling, I strip out a lot of local stuff that I figure I won't use on a trip.

 

[nwslopoke]

I see people paying everything with their phones these days. I don't know why it works but I've seen videos of police letting people show their license on their phones. Maybe it depends where you are.

I stick with a small wallet with cards and cash. No pictures. Phones can break, damaged, or stolen. A lot can happen to a wallet but at least it's not digital.

 

[JohnnyMac]

About like Costanza's...

View: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/H5pw2gZ6rTQ?feature=share

 

[Andy54Hawken]

Never fat enough...especially when at the black powder gun show...

Just got a new wallet for Christmas...a simple , basic, leather bi-fold.
Works well for me
Not enough cards , cash or any other items to make it fat....
Andy

 

[Camelfilter]

Nylon bifold w/velcro flap. I have to put a wrist band on it tho.

Rainbow classic, with clear plastic ID pocket on the outside. So for mundane things I don't have to take the DL out. Just show the clerk my DL thru the pocket.

Was harder to find last I replaced it, so bought several. Now I don't have to change THAT at least for decades…grumble. Darned new fangled "things". Grumble grumble.

However, I also wear cargo pocket pants. So it goes in a weak side cargo pocket.

It would likely pinch sciatic if I carried it in a rear pocket…

 

[arakboss]

@arakboss do you use the Chapstick to help slip that wallet in your pocket .......
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Pocket?