Who Will Murder You?

[OLDNEWBIE]

An armed society is a polite society....

And good fences make for good neighbors but these people don't like that proven cliché either!

 

[drew]

Who Will Murder You? Probably the last person you see on this earth.

That's assuming you see them.

 

[Caveman Jim]

I won't be murdered, I'm gonn die of old age doing what I love, which is fishing & duck hunting!!!!
By chance that someone interferes with my lifes plan, know this, I may be dead but you will not EVER get a moment's rest cause I will haunt you till your dying day!!!!!!!!!

 

[Certaindeaf]

I'm going to murder a cheeseburger today.

Oh, and speaking of "murder", it's a "murder of crows" when there's a fair number of them.. kerpow!

 

[Caveman Jim]

KAAAZIIIINNNNNGGGGG...

 

[erudne]

Pasadena?

 

[U201491]

I won't be murdered, I'm gonn die of old age doing what I love, which is fishing & duck hunting!!!!
By chance that someone interferes with my lifes plan, know this, I may be dead but you will not EVER get a moment's rest cause I will haunt you till your dying day!!!!!!!!!

 

[erudne]

Ex-wife, she's the reason I changed the locks (and keep the doors locked)

 

[deen_ad]

I too was born in 58...and am a nice guy untill it is time to not be nice...

I was born in '47 and nookie is a thing of the past for my wife! Doesn't see any need for it anymore (and that started 12 years ago!)


Deen
NRA Life Member, Benefactor Level
"Defender of Freedom" award
NRA Recruiter
Second Amendment Foundation Member
Washington Arms Collectors Member
Arms Collectors of SW Washington Member

"Having a gun is like a parachute, if you need one and don't have it you may never need it again"

 

[Blitzkrieg]

Was reading a Sabatini short story today about a guy who comes back from the grave

 

[mrblond]

I hope I never get murdered.

 

[captqc]

Who will murder me? Simple answer, my wife if she ever figures out the combo to my gun safe and then figures out what all that stuff is worth!!!

 

[Blitzkrieg]

SHUTUPYOUFOOL< MINE JUST CAME IN THE FRONT DOOR

 

[Capn Jack]

What a bunch of worry warts.

I was born in '39 and always figured I'd be shot by a jealous husband at age 95, while I was too busy to shoot back.

Jack...

 

[Blitzkrieg]

I never thought much of single shots

 

[Burt Gummer]

I hope I never get murdered.

It probably beats sitting in a rest home and dying slowly while being forced to listen to hymns all day and crapping your bed.

 

[Blitzkrieg]

What about single malts?

I do those!

 

[Blitzkrieg]

Me too, but I like RedBreast better

Aberlour or Cardhu here

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