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Halloween 2025 and Summer 2025...

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No offense intender here, but......what popped into my head was....Any chance you do kids birthday parties?

Flint-Lock Tom!
Nope.
[whisper] : I don't even like my own grand kids.
 
Very average Portland guy lol
So, lemme guess... 🤔

Dreads, cheesy facial hair, full-on neckbeard, tattered plaid flannel shirt, dirty cargo pants, no socks, Duck shoes, old Gore-Tex parka that leaks like a sieve, and a crocheted wool watch cap in African national colors... did I get that about right? :)

By the way, you don't happen to have one of these, do you...? o_O

 
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So, lemme guess... 🤔

Dreads, cheesy facial hair, neckbeard, plaid flannel shirt, dirty cargo pants, no socks, Duck shoes, old Gore-Tex parka (that leaks like a sieve), and a crocheted wool watch cap in African national colors... did I get that about right? :)
Lol Nah. Maybe average Portland guy from 10years ago.. I kinda forgot how much the average fashion trends have changed.

Full beard, flannel, jeans or brown khaki/chinos, skate shoes. Very Pacific Northwest look.
 
Lol Nah. Maybe average Portland guy from 10years ago.. I kinda forgot how much the average fashion trends have changed.

Full beard, flannel, jeans or brown khaki/chinos, skate shoes. Very Pacific Northwest look.
OK, but this 👇 wouldn't happen to be you, would it...? o_O

 

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