The Plunge

[Jerry]

Well boys.......I'm taking the short walk off a long plank! Or is it a long walk off a short plank?

That is to say that I'm getting married next Friday the 17th of July. I might be rushing into things a wee bit quick, seeing as how we've been together for only 14 years. She's a heck of a good woman!
Never complains about 2 weeks at hunting camp or a new gun. A good cook as well! Her name is Denise. I'm a lucky feller!

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[sobo]

Don't get a wedding cake! That'll be the last of the fun stuff if'n ya do!



Congratz, btw...

 

[DB is Here]

Congrats.

 

[RicInOR]

Congratulations.


What made you decide to pull the trigger, so to speak?

 

[Jerry]

Waking up to her every morning for the last 14 plus years! Andmy daughter's been busting my butt for the last 10 years!

Oh, but she's a good woman!

 

[sobo]

Waking up to her every morning for the last 14 plus years!

I read this, then look at your avatar, and I have to wonder...

Oh, but she's a good woman!

...and then I read this.

Congratz, and good luck with your upcoming nuptials and life happily ever after!

 

[Oregonhunter5]

Always wanted to ask this question.

Why did you wait so long?

 

[Jerry]

Well.....Oregon Hunter 5 I like wading in the water, but to jump in the river is a wee bit spooky?

 

[Jerry]

Well....at 64 + years, it's probably time to settle down?

We picked up her wedding ring today, so I guess I'm on afast horse to matrimonial bliss.

My daughter will be performing the ceremony and my grandkids & son in law are here.

Ah, she's a great gal & I'm a happy guy!

 

[sobo]

Well....at 64 + years, it's probably time to settle down?

As a friend of mine that I met while in Afghanistan is fond of saying, "You can't rush in to these things..."

This was usually after I suggested that we head to the NATO Gym to work out...

 

[Jerry]

Sobo, you get down this way to Vancouver, I'll buy a drink!

 

[sobo]

Dang, that's gotta make it at least a keg of beer debt that all y'all fine folks on this board owe me by now!

 

[Member 5605]

I'm sorry.


Kidding, married my other half almost 16-½ years ago. No Regerts.

 

[sobo]

No Regerts.

I see what you did there...

 

[Member 5605]

I see what you did there...

I'm glad my humor isn't lost when I dorp little gems here and there.

 

[sobo]

I'm a quick study...


...and "dorp"? Or did you mean to type "derp"...?

 

[Jerry]

Dork?