The Florida Man Thread, Caveman Style!

[Caveman Jim]

Is that ....... Go to 7-11 for beer , drink until 4 and then work from 4-7 ?

Close…
Once I get acclimated with the climate I will start early in the AM, take a long lunch and a siesta probably till 5 PM and work till dark.
No rest for the wicked.

 

[Tlock]

Close…
Once I get acclimated with the climate I will start drinking early in the AM, take a long lunch and a siesta probably till 5 PM and work till dark.
No rest for the wicked.

Siesta???? When you start that early thats called passing out

 

[Caveman Jim]

I take what I can when it involves my eyelids closing even for a brief period.
I try not to take naps because they interfere with my nighttime time and early morning sleep cycle.

 

[DivCurlGrad72]

About time for the no liberals past this line checkpoints at the state lines.

Yup, stay TF out of my free state!

 

[Caveman Jim]

8' of elevation. That's high ground in the Sunshine State. You're probably going to have to put a beacon on it so the planes don't hit it.
I would love to move to Florida.

To the east of my location there are hills up to 200', that's hill country down here.

I have another thread for the sale of a 9 acre property next door to mine… You must be too busy loading .357SIG to notice such things.

https://www.northwestfirearms.com/threads/anyone-looking-for-florida-panhandle-property.513898/

 

[CamoDeafie]

To the east of my location there are hills up to 200', that's hill country down here.

I have another thread for the sale of a 9 acre property next door to mine… You must be too busy loading .357SIG to notice such things.

https://www.northwestfirearms.com/threads/anyone-looking-for-florida-panhandle-property.513898/

Florida is apparently flatter than Kansas yes there are bumps and "hills" but not as much gain or loss in elevation as the Appalachian range a few States up

 

[misterarman]

Florida is apparently flatter than Kansas yes there are bumps and "hills" but not as much gain or loss in elevation as the Appalachian range a few States up

Flat and low elevation.

 

[nammac]

I recall walking out my front door, looking towards the east and being able to see the space shuttle launches when they broke the horizon. Lived just due north of Tampa at the time, in Pasco County.

 

[Caveman Jim]

Florida is apparently flatter than Kansas yes there are bumps and "hills" but not as much gain or loss in elevation as the Appalachian range a few States up

A carpenters dream…

 

[Caveman Jim]

We stared on getting the shop cleaned out & setting up for the moving sale, 1 bay down… baby steps…

 

[misterarman]

We stared on getting the shop cleaned out & setting up for the moving sale, 1 bay down… baby steps…

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Its getting real.

 

[Caveman Jim]

The big moving sale is on for this weekend. Convo for address.

 

[Caveman Jim]

Its getting real.

Yes sir, as real as it gets.

 

[ARFrog]

Yes sir, as real as it gets.

"Come and listen to my story about a man named Jim..."

 

[nammac]

"Come and listen to my story about a man named Jim..."
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Pretty sure I've seen him on I-10….

 

[Caveman Jim]

I'm not leaving till July 9th but when I do, LOOK OUT!!!
My new Governor, Ron DeSantis, already cleared Florida citizens to dispatch protesters if they feel threatened.

 

[Caveman Jim]

We sold 4 out of 8 tables today at the moving sale.

 

[ARFrog]

We sold 4 out of 8 tables today at the moving sale.

Yes, but is it true that the really good stuff is packed up for the trip to Florida?

 

[Caveman Jim]

Yes, but is it true that the really good stuff is packed up for the trip to Florida?

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I concur.

 

[Caveman Jim]

Well folks, the sale was a great success, we sold 6 tables of stuff that had been taking up a 24x30' (1/2 of my 30x48' shop) space for many years.
Next weekend I'm gonna have a "Man's Shop Moving sale!!! I'll be going through the back 1/2 of the shop sorting automotive, woodworking and basic shop stuff.

You all are invited to attend.