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Thai Man/Snake/Toilet.. What could go wrong?

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Dyjital, May 26, 2016.

  1. Dyjital

    Dyjital Albany, Ore Flavorite Member Bronze Supporter

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  2. Joe13

    Joe13 NW of Vancouver Opinionated & Blunt Bronze Supporter 2015 Volunteer 2016 Volunteer

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    Been there. Lots of carp there that is as bad if not worse.

    Can only imagine what was on the snakes mind... Oh, there's dinner dangling right in front of me:rolleyes::eek:


    Edit: I'm still laughing at your buddies response!
     
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  3. MountainBear

    MountainBear Sweet Home, OR Well-Known Member

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    That snake should never have been released after what it did. That should be a death sentence. I mean clamping on a man's junk as he uses the John? That's just not cool...
     
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  4. Sstrand

    Sstrand La Grande OR Well-Known Member

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    MountainBear
    Would you make an exception if it had been Caitlin Jenner????

    Sheldon
     
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  5. Dyjital

    Dyjital Albany, Ore Flavorite Member Bronze Supporter

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    Yes, send the snake into rehab.
     
  6. v0lcom13sn0w

    v0lcom13sn0w Keizer, or Well-Known Member

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    snake on snake aint my thing mano_Oo_O
     
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  7. Sgt Nambu

    Sgt Nambu Oregon Bronze Supporter Bronze Supporter

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    Had a girl friend in HS that had a rat come up and bump her on the bum!
    I'll take a snake! Snakes don't creep me out like a rat, fresh out of the sewer!:eek:

    BTW, snakes not going to recover from the encounter! "Hon, get my pocket knife for me, please!" How long to sever a snake of that size's neck, given the razor sharpness of my knife, X my rage and fear = about a millisecond!
     
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  8. Oregonhunter5

    Oregonhunter5 2C IDAHO Well-Known Member

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    My snake would bite back
     
  9. clearconscience

    clearconscience Vancouver, WA Well-Known Member

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    I'm going to crap standing up from now on.

    I did stop at a rest area in Brazil and the "toilet" was a hole into an abyss with a seat on it.
    Could figure out how you would crap on it. Sitting with legs straight out?
    Or like asians and just stand on the seat?
     
  10. Joe13

    Joe13 NW of Vancouver Opinionated & Blunt Bronze Supporter 2015 Volunteer 2016 Volunteer

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    That wouldn't help me any:rolleyes:
     
  11. AndyinEverson

    AndyinEverson Everson, Wa. Well-Known Member

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    Was down at Ft. Polk once doing a field excerise.
    We had some down time and I needed to "return some MRE'S" so to speak.
    So there I was at my cathole. Pants down web gear undone , rifle in one hand , leaning on my E-tool, taking care of urgent needs.
    Along comes Mr. Cotton Mouth all manner of hostile and mobile...spitting , hissing and generally making life difficult for me.
    Ever try swinging a E-tool at a pissed on and pissed off snake?
    Don't .
    Trying to defend myself and pull on pants and web gear while retaining my rifle and dignity just wasn't happening that day. LOL!
    Andy
     
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  12. 2A2Dend

    2A2Dend 82-88, U.S. Army Well-Known Member

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    I had a similar run in with a rabid rattle snake.
    You could say things got messy.
    Talk about raising a stink!!
    All said and done, I won
     
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