Superbowl LIX = Worst Halftime Show Ever

[Dartor]

That hasn't been a 'thing' for at least 4 years now.

I'll take "Ultra-conservative triggers" for $200, Alex.

But they did sing the "Black National Anthem". What a joke

 

[nammac]

My wife was in to it and put out a tray of snacky things so I was kind of obligated to watch with her.

Chips, dips, cheese tray, berries tray, stinky meat tray, Wingstop chicken tenders, fries and Cajun corn, and of course veggie/cauliflower pizza…

And pastries for the trophy ceremony…

 

[nammac]

But they did sing the "Black National Anthem". What a joke

Need to move the Super Bowl back to January and eliminate all this woke BS…

 

[Hawaiian]

Noticed that the Bud Lite commercial was almost all white people with a healthy dose of Red Neck. Much different from most commercials these days. Just sayin.

 

[DeltaRose]

What is this "SuperBowl" of which you speak?….

 

[User 1234]

I did not watch even a minute of it. I did watch a news clip afterwards of the protestor running around the stage and show for quite a while. Apparently there were so many flags in the real show that it took awhile for security to realize that his Palestinian flag was not the scheduled programming.

 

[Bobbygun]

The party I was at had very few (if any) people rooting for either team. It was all about the board we purchased squares on. I picked up $20 for the halftime score, almost picked up $15 more before the score with 34 seconds left in the third quarter knocked me off of the numbers, and then lost out on the $50 final score prize that I was sitting on before the Chiefs scored that last TD. So, unlike the Chiefs, I came home a winner. But it could have been so much sweeter.

Our board was only $1 per square. A friend that was watching at the same party picked up the $400 final score win for a $10 per square board he was playing with some other folks.

That game was a snoozer for sure. People were on their phones, using Google to identify who some of the halftime performers were. The volume wasn't turned up and most of us were eating and drinking during halftime, so I can't really comment on the quality of the performances.

 

[VinnieBoomBah]

What is this "SuperBowl" of which you speak?….

 

[Bobbygun]

I did not watch even a minute of it. I did watch a news clip afterwards of the protestor running around the stage and show for quite a while. Apparently there were so many flags in the real show that it took awhile for security to realize that his Palestinian flag was not the scheduled programming.

Huh. Never even noticed that happening. Might have been chasing down another Boneyard RPM IPA at the time.

 

[Provincial]

Noticed that the Bud Lite commercial was almost all white people with a healthy dose of Red Neck. Much different from most commercials these days. Just sayin.

The joke Bud Light commercial that Babylon Bee put on which showed BL as a "manly" beer was my favorite!

Oh, wait, that was a real ad! My mistake.

Good luck to them with that.

 

[Mono1]

Seems like soemething arakamakabosschild would eat.

Don't be talkin bout my Homey, bra.

 

[Mono1]

I'll get the synopsis & any updates or missed funny ads in few minutes though...

THIS is the WINNAH...

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RIXB-7RHjBY&ab_channel=Hellmann%27s

 

[OrPackrat]

Missed the game to watch a movie with the wife, recorded it to watch the halftime and commercials...

Disappointing show, not impressed in the slightest...

 

[Ura-Ki]

Raw Raw Shish Boom Bah, Beat the other guys at whatever it is y'all are trying to beat them at, Go Team!

 

[oremike]

I was so into it I didn't even wear my hearing aids or glasses I was able to find the food with out them but couldn't understand the words to the songs or read the names on the backs of the jerseys.

 

[gmerkt]

Superbowl? Was that this weekend?

 

[Duneblaster]

Rugby. Look Ma, no helmet, no padding. In Colorado there are no helmet laws for riding a motorcycle.

 

[Richo877]

Players still doing drugs, beating their wives, and getting arrested?

Hopefully. That's about all the entertainment the industry has left.

 

[Sxsnuf]

For all the Chief's talk about a three peat and dynasty, they were damn near shutout for 45 minutes. Good on Jalen Hurt and the Eagles for their much deserved win.

Didn't see the 1/2 time show, helped my wife make some more snacks instead. I so enjoyed seeing the KC swifties get their a$$€$ handed to them. When Mahomey got thrown to the turf, by his own lineman, for a sack? Well, that was the highlight for me.

 

[Member 53867]

The only super bowl game I enjoy is trying to sink the Ty-D-Bol Man in his little boat. "Fire 2!"