Superbowl LIX = Worst Halftime Show Ever

[ditchtiger]

My kids knew who they were, I'm officially sitting at the old people table now.

Is that the little table off to the side with a folding chair?

 

[Mikej]

Ebonics!!!!

E-L-G-L-E-S…. go Elgles!!!!

Did she do that on purpose? Please tell me she did? I thought it was that Harris chic at first. THAT, would have made sense.

 

[Croat]

Everything after Janet Jackson's boob was a disappointment

NAILED IT!

 

[64MercurysRule]

She said she wanted to be 1001% clear about traveling to the game ...... maybe she should have used some of the % to actually spell ...... but there has been a push to lower standards in school , including teachers , so hey I can see this happening .

PS: She did say something about catching something on mass transit...... I don't want to know about that kinky stuff .

View: https://youtu.be/Bqg6iVhqVuY?si=Ut6fdRgSHJo8fdr_

 

[Sxsnuf]

It was hip-hop. I'm an old white man.
I made nachos. View attachment 2034870

Well, I dunno, the parchment paper looks perfectly cooked!
As far as the rest of it? I'd eat the heck out of that! Of course, I would be adding some olives, green onions, tomatoes and sour cream, but that's just a personal preference.

 

[DirectDrive]

Yep, it was the worst halftime show of all time.
I'll be seeking reparations.

 

[orygun]

Yeah, That "show" was garbage.

 

[Colt Carbine]

 

[Old Dog]

To me, the halftime show confirms that our society has no standards.

The "performance" was not actual music. It was sleazy doggerel - not even approaching the realm of interesting or well-written doggerel -- recited over a synthetic beat with random individuals making stupid noises into their microphones. It was hardly the awesome social commentary some reviewers claimed.

He definitely lost my wife when he used the MF word (one of the very few moments I could even discern what he was saying, as the guy cannot enunciate for crap).

If a lot of people truly enjoyed the show, it's another clue that many people have no understanding of real music, and surely, it's just another sign that the Apocalypse is nigh.

 

[Croat]

The mayor used to be an English teacher. Defund everything.

View: https://youtu.be/Bqg6iVhqVuY?feature=shared

"E-L-G-L-E-S"

There's an old saying, that you can't fix stupid.
But apparently you can elect stupid.
I know, we all make mistakes, but come on, this was pretty gross, and from the Mayor of the damned city no less.

 

[RVTECH]

E-L-G-L-E-S…. go Elgles!!!!

Well, it's refreshing to know it's not only members on this forum who thought the HT show was the worst ever.

On another forum I am a long term member of it was similarly posted as being the worst ever - and this part was mentioned as well!

 

[Hemlock]

We went to a Super Bowl party at a friend's house. I went for the food. Didn't watch hardly any of the game and none of the half time activities.
I spent most of the time out in his shop looking at an old Mustang he's restoring and talking cars and Harleys.

 

[Catbox]

We went to a Super Bowl party at a friend's house. I went for the food. Didn't watch hardly any of the game and none of the half time activities.
I spent most of the time out in his shop looking at an old Mustang he's restoring and talking cars and Harleys.

This sounds like a good time.

 

[gearhead]

We went to a Super Bowl party at a friend's house. I went for the food. Didn't watch hardly any of the game and none of the half time activities.
I spent most of the time out in his shop looking at an old Mustang he's restoring and talking cars and Harleys.

What year is the Mustang?

 

[gearhead]

I took my disabled wife to get her hair did.
I had more fun reading my book than most of you guys did watching that game.

In the words of Tyler Durden: "Hey man, whatcha readin'?"

 

[Mono1]

I have to admit I laughed out loud at the Harry met Sally remake. Best commercial IMO.

 

[64MercurysRule]

I went and helped a neighbor find a dog at halftime . Not disappointed I missed the dirty dog on stage .........

Some commercials were more interesting .........

View: https://youtu.be/cDn_uFEXGXk?si=wjZdR6LWXn_IvXff

Oh by the way I am actually a Ford guy .... Mr Ford .........

 

[JHoward93]

That's 20 minutes I'll never get back.

facts lmao

 

[Mono1]

I went and helped a neighbor find a dog at halftime . Not disappointed I missed the dirty dog on stage .........

Some commercials were more interesting .........

View: https://youtu.be/cDn_uFEXGXk?si=wjZdR6LWXn_IvXff

Oh by the way I am actually a Ford guy .... Mr Ford .........

Harrison must be running low on cash, else he would endorse something that starts.

Oh Jesus, going into my bunker now.

 

[gearhead]

Harrison must be running low on cash, else he would endorse something that starts.

Oh Jesus, going into my bunker now.

Look, I drive Subarus, and I'll be the first to admit that we have some of the douchiest, most self righteous virtue signaling fan club members out there.

But at least we're not collecting rubber ducks on our dashboards and getting recovered off-road by anything other than what we drive. That's just retarded.

Can I share your bunker?