Sunday Paper.....

[WAYNO]

Kind've slap-stick, but it made me laugh a little...


No Sunday Paper

This is dedicated to all who are seniors, to all who know seniors, and to all who will become seniors.


"WHERE is my SUNDAY paper?!"

The irate customer calling the newspaper office, loudly demanded to know where her Sunday edition was.


"Madam", said the newspaper employee, "today is Saturday. The Sunday paper is not delivered until tomorrow, on SUNDAY".

There was quite a long pause on the other end of the phone, followed by a ray of recognition as she was heard to mutter, ..

..."Well, sh&t,
that explains why no one
was at church either.

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[Medic!]

The Doctor told the man ''I'm sorry Sir. I have bad news. And worse news!''

To this the man replied ''Well tell me. What is it?''

The Doctor said ''You have Cancer.''

The man replied ''Oh God no. Not Cancer! Not that!''

The Doctor then said. ''And You also have advanced Alzheimer's. I'm so sorry.''

The man then said ''Lord NO! Not that! Anything but that. Not Alzheimer's?''


Then a few moments passed and the man looked up at the Doctor and said.
''Well................ At least I don't have Cancer.''

 

[tac]

Too sad for me.

tac

 

[Medic!]

Too sad for me.

tac

I cried about my Cancer. It didn't help me feel any better.

Then I laughed about it. And that worked.

But everybody digests things differently?

 

[Ura-Ki]

As long as you can say I kicked Cancer's Azz, your good! I hope your one of them Medic!, I surely do!

 

[Medic!]

Thanks. I'm past the five year mark. So I'm good.
And in many ways it was the best thing to ever happen to me.

But I am missing one part I wish I could have kept.