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Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by 44mag2ndamend, Nov 8, 2013.

  1. 44mag2ndamend

    44mag2ndamend Round the ole tree stump, Down by the crick Well-Known Member

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    The Americans With No Abilities Act

    President Barack Obama and the Democratic Senate are considering sweeping legislation that will provide new benefits for many Americans. The Americans With No Abilities Act is being hailed as a major legislative goal by advocates of the millions of Americans who lack any real skills or ambition.

    "Roughly 50 percent of Americans do not possess the competence and drive necessary to carve out a meaningful role for themselves in society," said California Sen. Barbara Boxer. "We can no longer stand by and allow People of Inability (POI) to be ridiculed and passed over. With this legislation, employers will no longer be able to grant special favors to a small group of workers, simply because they have some idea of what they are doing."

    In a Capitol Hill press conference, House Speaker Nancy Pelosi and Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid pointed to the success of the U.S. Postal Service, which has a long-standing policy of providing opportunity without regard to performance. At the state government level, the Department of Motor Vehicles also has an excellent record of hiring Persons with No Ability (63 percent).

    Under the Americans With No Abilities Act, more than 25 million mid-level positions will be created, with important-sounding titles but little real responsibility, thus providing an illusory sense of purpose and performance.

    Mandatory non-performance-based raises and promotions will be given to guarantee upward mobility for even the most unremarkable employees. The legislation provides substantial tax breaks to corporations that promote a significant number of Persons of Inability (POI) into middle-management positions, and give a tax credit to small and medium-sized businesses that agree to hire one clueless worker for every two talented hires.

    Finally, the Americans With No Abilities Act contains tough new measures to make it more difficult to discriminate against the non-abled, banning, for example, discriminatory interview questions such as, "Do you have any skills or experience that relate to this job?"

    "As a non-abled person, I can't be expected to keep up with people who have something going for them," said Mary Lou Gertz, who lost her position as a lug-nut twister at the GM plant in Flint, Mich., due to her inability to remember righty tighty, lefty loosey. "This new law should be real good for people like me. I’ll finally have job security." With the passage of this bill, Gertz and millions of other untalented citizens will finally see a light at the end of the tunnel.

    Said Sen. Dick Durbin: "As a senator with no abilities, I believe the same privileges that elected officials enjoy ought to be extended to every American with no abilities. It is our duty as lawmakers to provide each and every American citizen, regardless of his or her inadequacy, with some sort of space to take up in this great nation and a good salary for doing so."


    They might make me move this.
     
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  2. Biped

    Biped Beaverton Member

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    Good one. They did this in South Africa after the '94 elections, worked pretty well. Motivated a lot of SAWA (South African's With Abilities) to move elsewhere. I'm sure there are a few good countries that will take AWA's.
     
  3. rufus

    rufus State of Jefferson Well-Known Member

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    Every American has the right to earn a livable wage so they can have everything they want. I hope to be a lug-nut twister some day.
     
  4. U201491

    U201491 Well-Known Member

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    The absurd just gets more absurd by the day. Robot training.
    Someone must be feeding lead and mercury to these politicians.
    Ohh hey its just marxist/communist agendas on the move creating new "voters"
    but

    Its how they manipulate the weak to the edge of the cliff.
    Greasing the slide.
    but

    Its acceleration of agenda.
    but

    All of this is truly a full flown declaration of war on America.
    The rearward march to ultimate slavery.
    It sounds like something they would definitly do,
    but

    BUT from the lefts own website,

    snopes.com: Americans with No Abilities Act

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    :banghead:
     
  5. simon99

    simon99 Central Oregon Well-Known Member

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    Is this for real or I am being punked?

    If true, this is outright communism....why do you think building projects during the old USSR days would take 10 years to complete? Its the same ideology! When everyone is treated as equals, then there is no need for higher expectations...So, instead of the few who excel for greatness and pull others up, the reverse happens and the whole system gets dragged down so the morons don't feel so bad. geez.......community organizer indeed.:banghead:
     
  6. U201491

    U201491 Well-Known Member

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    yes, all bullpucky, but dont give them ideas, they will try it.
     
  7. 44mag2ndamend

    44mag2ndamend Round the ole tree stump, Down by the crick Well-Known Member

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    Yea, that is what I thought too! Spoof I say. I can see the turds (working?) and benefiting from it, though.