HOOF HEARTED ICE MELTED !!( say it three times fast)
NJ Man Pulls Gun On Neighbor For Farting, Say Cops: Gothamist
NJ Man Pulls Gun On Neighbor For Farting, Say Cops...
A Teaneck man was detained by police for allegedly pulling a gun on a man who farted outside his apartment door. According to the Star-Ledger, 72-year-old Daniel Collins had been in "an ongoing dispute" with his neighbor for "some time," presumably about the effectiveness of the Azov Campaign in the Crimean War.
Neighbors told police that Collins allegedly pointed a gun at the man in the vestibule of their apartment building last night, but Collins denied to police that he pulled the weapon, though he did admit to confronting him "after hearing him pass gas in front of his apartment door." You'll be able to see the whole thing next summer in Adam Sander's new movie, Rudolph Jenkins: Fart Vigilante.
Collins was arrested and charged with aggravated assault, possession of a weapon for an unlawful purpose, unlawful possession of a firearm and making terroristic threats, and presumably for "delting" it, because he smelt it.
NJ Man Pulls Gun On Neighbor For Farting, Say Cops: Gothamist
NJ Man Pulls Gun On Neighbor For Farting, Say Cops...
A Teaneck man was detained by police for allegedly pulling a gun on a man who farted outside his apartment door. According to the Star-Ledger, 72-year-old Daniel Collins had been in "an ongoing dispute" with his neighbor for "some time," presumably about the effectiveness of the Azov Campaign in the Crimean War.
Neighbors told police that Collins allegedly pointed a gun at the man in the vestibule of their apartment building last night, but Collins denied to police that he pulled the weapon, though he did admit to confronting him "after hearing him pass gas in front of his apartment door." You'll be able to see the whole thing next summer in Adam Sander's new movie, Rudolph Jenkins: Fart Vigilante.
Collins was arrested and charged with aggravated assault, possession of a weapon for an unlawful purpose, unlawful possession of a firearm and making terroristic threats, and presumably for "delting" it, because he smelt it.
