My Balls Blew Off

[Nutty4Guns]

It's a sad state of affairs when our balls go flying about the neighborhood.

 

[Member 45541]

It's a sad state of affairs when our balls go flying about the neighborhood.

That's just nuts ain't it?!

 

[Andy54Hawken]

Oh woe is me...
My balls blew off the tree...

This of course , falls into ...
What is and what should never be.
Andy

 

[Member 45541]

What has 90 balls and excites old ladies?

BINGO!

 

[Andy54Hawken]

What has 90 balls and excites old ladies?

BINGO!

Since Bingo is also a dog....at least according to the old song...
He should be fixed....
Andy

 

[Member 45541]

At age 25 men play basketball
At age 40 men play tennis
At age 60 men play golf

The moral of the story is the older you get the smaller your balls get!


OK, I'm done!

 

[Nutty4Guns]

Since Bingo is also a dog....at least according to the old song...
He should be fixed....
Andy

 

[Stomper]

I have a Tree in my front Courtyard out front of my house that I decorate Every Year for Christmas.

But Last Night here in Oregon, we had a Windstorm, and my Balls Blew Off.

Here is a Pic:

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The Good News is that, after searching for a while I was able to find them Down The Street.

I probably should find a way to attach them better.

Maybe I will do some research on the Internet to see how Other Guys Do It.

This is the very reason my balls are brass. They won't cause any potential fires from sparking against the asphalt while going down the street.

 

[Member 45541]

This is the very reason my balls are brass. They won't cause any potential fires from sparking against the asphalt while going down the street.

Here ya go my friend! To keep them nice and polished after dragging them through the mud.

 

[Stomper]

It would only matter if you liked ping-pong.

I liked ping-pong, but I couldn't get her an entry visa from the PRC.

You know @Mono, when guys say they got the "snip" they didn't actually cut their balls off, right? I've heard once they're detached, there's no real viable method to "attach' them again. Think of it like Humpty Dumpty.

Or... try joining the, "Vasectomy Veterans Sunkist Legion".

Our motto is, "All juice and no seed"!

 

[Stomper]

Here ya go my friend! To keep them nice and polished after dragging them through the mud.

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Ah Brasso.... my old friend! How I have missed you over all these years!

 

[Nosferatu]

I liked ping-pong, but I couldn't get her an entry visa from the PRC.

Oh baby, just you shut your mouth.

 

[Member 45541]

I liked ping-pong, but I couldn't get her an entry visa from the PRC.

Coffee out the nose is not good on Sunday morning!

I've been to Hong Kong 4 times, I think I may have met her cousin Ping Pong Ho.

 

[deadeye]

Put em in a hammock, havnt you seen the commercials..........duh

 

[Member 24198]

Put em in a hammock, havnt you seen the commercials..........duh

We usually don't discuss pornhub commercials here

 

[deadeye]

We usually don't discuss pornhub commercials here

I didnt see them wherever that is, must be a channel you watch often though.

 

[64MercurysRule]

You know @Mono, when guys say they got the "snip" they didn't actually cut their balls off, right? I've heard once they're detached, there's no real viable method to "attach' them again. Think of it like Humpty Dumpty.

View: https://youtu.be/ZB5ig6vpQug?si=M3CRxJhmXbvLuCzw

 

[Member 53867]

Benjamin Franklin discovered ball lightning by streaking during a thunderstorm.

That's where the cry "Ye Ouch!" came from.

True story.

 

[Mono1]

Oh woe is me...
My balls blew off the tree...

This of course , falls into ...
What is and what should never be.
Andy

This is so poignant, I almost teared up, Andy.

 

[Mono1]

Put em in a hammock, havnt you seen the commercials..........duh

Shinesty!!