Look into the eyes and caption this

[Hop Sing]

Oh my gersh - a three legged cat on ice? This is too good to be true!

 

[USMC-03]

"The protesters are headed this way? My person just said, 'LOOSE THE HOUNDS‽‽‽'"

 

[Patriot1668]

Oh my god! People do it doggy-style too?!

 

[Captain O]

"I didn't do it, it was the OTHER dog! I can prove it, just sniff it, and then me! You'll see!

 

[partsed]

"No more triple shot lattes for me"

 

[Sgt Nambu]

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DADDY, DADDY, DADDY, YOUR HOME!!!!!!!!!!!

Probably not what your lookin' for, here.

 

[Sgt Nambu]

It's funny how we can read a dogs face like a persons.
Maybe it's because we've been living together so long?

Dogs are a lot less duplicitous than people! That helps!

 

[AMProducts]

"So how did you make the horse laugh?"
I told him my penis was bigger than his
"And how did you make him cry?"
I showed him.

 

[Sgt Nambu]

The most handsome dog!!!

 

[nammac]

That dumb SOB just walked in front of a truck!


These folks get slaughtered.

Simply the cleansing of the gene pool...

 

[Osarion]

WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE MY TONGUE I TOUCHED TO THE FROZEN METAL!!!????

 

[2A2Dend]

 

[Captain O]

If you walk around with your head stuffed "where the sun doesn't shine", the results will not be good.

To paraphrase Fred Rogers: "Can you say 'situational awareness'? Sure, I knew you could!"

 

[nwslopoke]

Those Darned Dobermans & The Doberman Gang, we great campy movies. I was attacked pretty good by one when I was about 8. I blamed the owner. Not the dog.

 

[rdb241]

Those Darned Dobermans & The Doberman Gang, we great campy movies. I was attacked pretty good by one when I was about 8. I blamed the owner. Not the dog.

That is so true. It is in how you raise them and gain the confidence and self esteem of the dog. At night watching TV he is the biggest lap dog and he is extremely smart. He minds very well after going through basic obedience training.

 

[maddog]

"Ball!" "B I G ball!"

 

[Sgt Nambu]

I showed your boy to my wife this AM, she loves him! Both big Doberman fans here!
How much does he weigh, these days?

I've owned a lot of large dogs, Dobermans are our favorites, but we are fond of Rottweilers too!
The differences in their personalitys and modus operandi are vast!
As an example,

If you are out and your Doberman sees something at 100yds he will raise his head and focus, exactly like the OP's photo! He won't do anything else, just be focused! I like their
alertness the best!

Now, if you are in the same situation as before, your Rottweiler has not even seen the intruder.........Because....He's asleep!!! yup, Rottweilers operate on a, "I'm going to sleep now, dad! If anything comes around I'll wake up and kill it! Ohhhhh......I hope I don't have to wake up....I'll just be hungry anyway!

If you give a command to a Doberman you're getting the same intensity stare! He is anticipating the command. When you are tight with your dog, he will correctly, anticipate you're thoughts a high percentage of the time.

Rottweiler, not so much! You have to give the dog the command and then stare into his eyes and out wait him! HE HAS TO THINK ABOUT IT!!! I chitt you not! He's going to do it , but in his own sweet time! No worries though, if he picks up stress in your voice, he'll be alert in a heartbeat!

Dogs are the best!

 

[OutlawHoss]

OH. MY. GOSH. Sasquatch is real!

 

[Ura-Ki]

I have always wanted a Doberman, but was always told they were not a god breed for kids, same as Rotties. Most of that is B.S. as I have learned, but it takes time to get both the dog AND the kids in sinc!

 

[zeppelin]

Hillary lost?!