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That really is a made up fat cow. Like most of Hollywood, a created illusion. She probably is the only super model that actually would eat that burger!

Upton appears "lazy," and "lardy," has "huge thighs, NO waist, big fat floppy boobs, terrible body definition," and "looks like a squishy brick" (which is a comparison that perhaps stretches the appropriate boundaries of proper simile usage). She's likened to both a cow and a pig and the post itself is titled "Kate Upton is Well-Marbled." LOL - so there.
 
That really is a made up fat cow. Like most of Hollywood, a created illusion. She probably is the only super model that actually would eat that burger!

Upton appears "lazy," and "lardy," has "huge thighs, NO waist, big fat floppy boobs, terrible body definition," and "looks like a squishy brick" (which is a comparison that perhaps stretches the appropriate boundaries of proper simile usage). She's likened to both a cow and a pig and the post itself is titled "Kate Upton is Well-Marbled." LOL - so there.

At some point, Hollywood smollywood, I'm in!
 

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