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It's a Bear !!!
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The fat guy or the bear?
The guy.
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Both of them got a big surprise for sure. lol 
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Sitting around the campfire.
Bear: There I was licking this weird creature that made the most God-awful noise to see if I could get it to wake up. Then all of a sudden it jumped up, started yelling and throwing punches. So I ran off. I had a big poop on the way down the stairs.
Fat Guy: I fell asleep on my front porch, I was having the best dream of sharing the sheets with Pamela Anderson. We were getting into things, and she was doing this amazing thing with her tongue. Then I woke up to a bear trying to eat me! So I did what any man would do, I yelled at him, threw a few punches, then changed my shorts.
Bear: There I was licking this weird creature that made the most God-awful noise to see if I could get it to wake up. Then all of a sudden it jumped up, started yelling and throwing punches. So I ran off. I had a big poop on the way down the stairs.
Fat Guy: I fell asleep on my front porch, I was having the best dream of sharing the sheets with Pamela Anderson. We were getting into things, and she was doing this amazing thing with her tongue. Then I woke up to a bear trying to eat me! So I did what any man would do, I yelled at him, threw a few punches, then changed my shorts.
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Ah, he's hibernating.
I know a little about that.
Lick, lick, lick......WTF !!!! Aye !!!!!
I know a little about that.
Lick, lick, lick......WTF !!!! Aye !!!!!
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Weirdest prison movie ever....
Andy
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He thought that snoring was a mating call and was moving in for some action.
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Yes!
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How many licks does it take to get to the cream filling of a fat guy?
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You're gonna have to ask the bear or a hooker! Neo don't play that game!!!
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Begs the question.
What is the best caliber for porch naps?
And don't pretend you weren't thinking it.
What is the best caliber for porch naps?
And don't pretend you weren't thinking it.
Several porch wildlife encounters are trending on Facebook these days, I suspect they are AI but they are sometimes funny as hell...
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Amateur.
Aloha, Mark
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