Isn’t this administration great or what

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  1. Chee-to

    Chee-to
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    I took down my Rebel flag (which you can't buy on EBAY any more) and peeled the NRA sticker off my front window. I disconnected my home alarm system and quit the candy-bubblegum Neighborhood Watch. I bought two Pakistani flags and put one at each corner of the front yard. Then I purchased the black flag of ISIS (which you CAN Buy on EBAY) and ran it up the flag pole.
    Now the local police, sheriff, FBI, CIA, NSA, Homeland Security, Secret Service and other agencies are all watching my house 24/7. I've NEVER felt safer and I'm saving $69.95 a month that ADT used to charge me.
    Plus, I bought burkas for me to wear when I shop or travel. Everyone moves out of the way and security can't pat me down. If they say I'm a male wearing a burka, I just say I'm feeling like a woman today.
    Hot Damn...Safe at last. Isn’t this administration great or what

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  2. Mikej

    Mikej
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    Oh that's fun!!!

    "Chuckle O' The Day".
     
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  3. ZA_Survivalist

    ZA_Survivalist
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    Hahaha now that made my afternoon :D
     
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  4. Brutus57

    Brutus57
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    Yes, very funny:), now exactly what is going on in the trench to the right in the photo...digging up or burying?

    Brutus
     
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  5. OutlawHoss

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    It's both! If you're doing it right, it's always a work in progress!
     
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  6. EVILZ

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    Must be planting the pot farmo_O
     
  7. ThemGunsThough

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    Sounds like a solid plan.
     

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