Hey Mister, "Is that a snake you have in your trousers?".

[Lennie]

Border authorities find 52 reptiles hidden in man's clothing

Authorities say a man who tried to slither past U.S. border agents in California had 52 lizards and snakes hidden in his clothing. U.S.

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[gryghin]

I found this quote hilarious...

"In this occasion, the smuggler attempted to deceive CBP officers in order to bring these animals into the US, without taking care for the health and safety of the animals."

The reptiles are cold blooded and were over heating next to his junk.