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Gun toting granny

Discussion in 'General Firearm Discussion' started by Starship, Mar 11, 2011.

  1. Starship

    Starship NE Portland Active Member

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    Gun-toting granny Ava Estelle, 81, was so ticked-off when two thugs raped her 18-year-old granddaughter that she tracked the unsuspecting ex-cons down... And shot off their testicles.

    "The old lady spent a week hunting those men down and, when she found them, she took revenge on them in her own special way," said Melbourne police investigator Evan Delp.

    Then she took a taxi to the nearest police station, laid the gun on the sergeant's desk and told him as calm as could be: "Those bastards will never rape anybody again, by God."

    Cops say convicted rapist and robber Davis Furth, 33, lost both his penis and his testicles when outraged Ava opened fire with a 9-mm pistol in the hotel room where he and former prison cell mate Stanley Thomas, 29, were holed up.

    The wrinkled avenger also blew Thomas' testicles to kingdom come, but doctors managed to save his
    mangled penis, police said. "The one guy, Thomas, didn't lose his manhood, but the doctor I talked to said he won't be using it the way he used to," Detective Delp told reporters. "Both men are still in pretty bad shape, but I think they're just happy to be alive after what they've been through."

    The Rambo Granny swung into action August 21 after her granddaughter Debbie was carjacked and raped in broad daylight by two knife-wielding creeps in a section of town bordering on skid row.

    "When I saw the look on my Debbie's face that night in the hospital, I decided I was going to go out and get those bastards myself 'cause I figured the Law would go easy on them,"' recalled the retired library worker.

    "I wasn't scared of them, either - because I've got me a gun and I've been shootin' all my life, and I
    wasn't dumb enough to turn it in when the law changed about owning one."

    So, using a police artist's sketch of the suspects and Debbie's description of the sickos, tough-as-nails Ava spent seven days prowling the wino-infested neighborhood where the crime took place till she
    spotted the ill-fated rapists entering their flophouse hotel.

    "I knew it was them the minute I saw 'em, but I shot a picture of 'em anyway and took it back to Debbie and she said sure as ****, it was them," the oldster recalled... "So I went back to that hotel and found their room and knocked on the door, and the minute the big one opened the door, I shot 'em right square between the legs, right where it would really hurt 'em most, you know. Then I went in and
    shot the other one as he backed up pleading to me to spare him.

    Then I went down to the police station and turned myself in."

    Now, baffled lawmen are trying to figure out exactly how to deal with the vigilante granny. "What she did was wrong, and she broke the law, but it is difficult to throw an 81-year-old woman in prison," Det. Delp said, "especially when 3 million people in the city want to nominate her for Mayor."
     
  2. GG Asian

    GG Asian Seattle, WA New Member

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    Those scumbags deserved getting their twigs and berries blown off! She deserves a medal!
     
  3. slingshot1943

    slingshot1943 salem or Well-Known Member

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    I like this!
     
  4. ikari2_2000

    ikari2_2000 Seattle, WA Member

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    Netlore Archive: Tabloid tale of 81-year-old 'gun-toting granny' Ava Estelle of Melbourne, Australia, who took revenge on two men who raped her granddaughter by shooting their testicles off.

    Description: Tabloid tale
    Circulating since: Feb. 2000
    Status: False
     
  5. Starship

    Starship NE Portland Active Member

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    Dang! and it sounded like such a good story too....... Oh well, sorry for promoting rumors and propaganda.
     
  6. Cougfan2

    Cougfan2 Hillsboro, OR Well-Known Member

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    One of those stories that even though it isn't true, it ought to be.
     
  7. billdeserthills

    billdeserthills Cave Creek, Arizony Well-Known Member

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    Old news, but still a good story
     
  8. Blitzkrieg

    Blitzkrieg WA Well-Known Member

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    If granny were for real she should have kept quiet and taught granddaughter how to shoot the gun and given it to her

    It's quite stunning how fast and easily the Brits and Aussies handed over most of their liberty teeth
     
  9. ikari2_2000

    ikari2_2000 Seattle, WA Member

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    Ain't that the truth. btw, I like this quote a lot and will be adding it to my list of quotes.
     
  10. Blitzkrieg

    Blitzkrieg WA Well-Known Member

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    Thanks. Even in California when they banned semi autos, there was a 90% noncompliance rate. I was there and let's just say I would know