Funny Craigslist ads you've seen....

[jbett98]

This morning on Portland Craigslist.


Posted 38 minutes ago


Pay for a kick to the balls! - $20


© craigslist - Map data © OpenStreetMap
(google map)

Will pay to be kicked in the balls! Just show up and give me your hardest Kick!

• do NOT contact me with unsolicited services or offers

 

[Mister Bisley]

This isn't a Craigslist ad, but a Craigslist ad story...

When I was living back east, a buddy of mine found a recurve bow that he had been lusting over for sometime on Craigslist. It was available in the next town over, so he made arrangements to pick it up.

Upon arrival, he pulls into the guys driveway and waves to the seller, a very large fella in a dirty, white sleeveless tank top. As my buddy is getting out of his car, the fella spit his dip and said "Ya here for the bow or the blow (read blowjie)?"

I guess the guy had 2 Craigslist ads for very different things...my buddy high tailed it out of there and is still looking for that bow. I give him crap about it often lol

 

[Caveman Jim]

Is it real of Photoshoped?

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[Mister Bisley]

Is it real of Photoshoped?

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I really don't care, Do U?

Seriously though, if Michelle wore it it would be the hot item at the mall.

 

[Caveman Jim]

I really don't care, Do U?

Seriously though, if Michelle wore it it would be the hot item at the mall.

You bet it would!!!
I'm just too lazy to find out if this is fake news, seems to me it is but that's MHO.

 

[308]

Is it real of Photoshoped?

<broken link removed>

She is a class act and knows better than to put herself into that sort of position.
But then again....I am over being surprised about anything in today's world

 

[Kruel J]

She is a class act and knows better than to put herself into that sort of position.
But then again....I am over being surprised about anything in today's world

It's real guys.

Melania Trump's 'don't care' jacket isn't the first time her wardrobe has become the story

 

[SOrez]

I don't care what azzhats say, do u?

 

[Caveman Jim]

I don't care what azzhats say, do u?

She is a class act and knows better than to put herself into that sort of position.
But then again....I am over being surprised about anything in today's world

She is a Class act for sure.

 

[Caveman Jim]

This one comes to you from OfferUp, which is basically another Craigslist and just as bad but comical at times...

Hobie Pro Angler 14
Graham, WA
Posted 15 hours ago in Boats & Marine

Spencer
(20)

Used (normal wear)
Selling my 2015 plastic battleship. See title for description. I've changed to a slimmer hobie and want to sell this one to get a newer model outback 2017 or newer. This is one of the most stable kayaks you will ever try. It took a lot of effort for me to intentionally flip this once out on the water and I'm a bit over 200lbs. Kayak is comfortable and effortless enough to spend an entire day ot on the water. Bring a cooler and your rod! Capable enough to fish about anyplace in the sound and even off the coast of you get the right gear. Don't be stupid with your offers. There's some disease on this platform a lot of you have... resist the urge or I'll troll you

HAHAHA

 

[jbett98]

autopsy table (Milwaukie)



condition: salvage

Old autopsy table. My parents built a cover over it and used to use it as a table for potting plants. It's quite worn down at the edges.
I think the drain is clogged with leaves but can be unclogged.

 

[Mikej]

American Pickers, are you there?

 

[Caveman Jim]

American Pickers, are you there?

Yeah I'd like to see ole Frank lay down in it just to see if it fits him. LOL

 

[Caveman Jim]

Posted an hour ago & still up but won't be for long....

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Posted about an hour a Rifle
Rifle case - $700
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Great/new rifle case. Comes with everything seen in photo. Text 360 five two o forty five sixty 6

 

[Flymph]

I assume it comes with the rifle, mags, a comforter, whatever is in the corner there, and a image of google maps with their address...

 

[Vaultman]

Posted this one just a little while back...

The things you find on Craigslist

 

[Caveman Jim]

I assume it comes with the rifle, mags, a comforter, whatever is
in the corner there, and a image of google maps with their address...

It said "everything" so I would assume so. It would be an awfully expensive rifle case....

 

[User 1234]

Calguns.net

Check out this ad, which is pasted in the first post. When I saw this thread I went over to Spokane Craigslist and it was truly online.

 

[edslhead]

Free campground membership

 

[Caveman Jim]

So sad if this gets thrown away...

FREE BACON (Seriously)(Tacoma)
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I am a vegan and my (soon to be ex husband) went out and purchased 20 lbs of bacon as some sort of sick joke and I need it out of my fridge TODAY!! I don't want to throw away that much bacon but I will if it's not gone asap. Call/text for address