Funny Craigslist ads you've seen....

[RicInOR]

craigslist: best-of-craigslist

 

[Caveman Jim]

Its funny that I've been needing one of these for years but procrastinating to buy one....

Parts Washing Tank
Olympia.


I have a harbor freight parts washing tank that has been in my shop for years. We are downsizing and I would like to give it away.

Thanks Lee

 

[nvs]

 

[Caveman Jim]

C/L Olympia 4-1-2018
Posted about 14 hours ago

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Free Clarabelle Cow plush toy to a loving (vegan) home (westside oly)



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make / manufacturer: Disney
model name / number: Clarabelle

Giving away my precious Clarabella. We've been together for years, but I'm feeling so guilty about last night that I just can't stand to look her in the eyes anymore.

I've been vegan for 15 years, but last night it was my homie's birthday and we got hella wasted at McCoy's downtown and on the way home I ended up eating....

a whopper junior! from burger king! the cruelest piece of corporate meat ever thought of by satan!

I just can't live with myself. I'm going to church to confess my sins this morning .

You can stop by any time in the afternoon to get Clarabella and bring her to a more loving home that treats cows better than I do.






Please call or text, no emails.

• do NOT contact me with unsolicited services or offers

post id: 6548885998

posted: about 14 hours ago


I wanted to respond with all of their desires to take Clarabelle from them...... then when they answer the door grab Clarabelle run away laughing manically & incoherently....

 

[Caveman Jim]

Want to start your very own prison for corrupt politicians? Here it is.

*^*^Owner Financing...60,000 SF former prison in Northeast Colorado

 

[Caveman Jim]

This is not C/L but another variant if on line public selling, Offer Up. BEWARE OF SCAMS and always be ready for anything.


$0
Ladders free
Posted 2 hours ago in Tools & Machinery in Tacoma, WA • Used (normal wear)
Be really careful with a tall skinny black guy with black sweat shirt and pants he drives an older red minivan like a Chrysler him and his white girl partner go around possibly stealing ladders and uses fake name/profiles to meet always somewhere never gives his address maybe they both live in the van. I met up with him in front of an elementary school yesterday evening and because I didn't like the ladders because they were pretty beat up he came to me when I was distracted and punched me several times so I hit the ground unconsciously then I got up bleeding and he was loading up his ladders so I walked away and he came over and struck me again several times in my face. If you see this guy please call the police since they are looking for him because I made a report. Thanks so much for helping me.

 

[Flymph]

I take it you won't get a free ladder if you respond?
I want my free ladder! LoL

 

[Caveman Jim]

I take it you won't get a free ladder if you respond?
I want my free ladder! LoL

Take a friend ( Chuck Norris)...

 

[No_Regerts]

C/L Olympia 4-1-2018
Posted about 14 hours ago

<broken link removed>

Free Clarabelle Cow plush toy to a loving (vegan) home (westside oly)

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© craigslist - Map data © OpenStreetMap
(google map)

make / manufacturer: Disney
model name / number: Clarabelle

Giving away my precious Clarabella. We've been together for years, but I'm feeling so guilty about last night that I just can't stand to look her in the eyes anymore.

I've been vegan for 15 years, but last night it was my homie's birthday and we got hella wasted at McCoy's downtown and on the way home I ended up eating....

a whopper junior! from burger king! the cruelest piece of corporate meat ever thought of by satan!

I just can't live with myself. I'm going to church to confess my sins this morning .

You can stop by any time in the afternoon to get Clarabella and bring her to a more loving home that treats cows better than I do.






Please call or text, no emails.

• do NOT contact me with unsolicited services or offers

post id: 6548885998

posted: about 14 hours ago


I wanted to respond with all of their desires to take Clarabelle from them...... then when they answer the door grab Clarabelle run away laughing manically & incoherently....

I'll totally go with you!

 

[Caveman Jim]

I'll totally go with you!

Gosh I feel like a teenager about to live on the wild side....

 

[Flymph]

Let's all show up and demand a free ladder, apparently this guy didn't learn from the last time he was beat up...

 

[Caveman Jim]

The guy that got beat up was the one that showed up to get a free letter.

 

[Flymph]

Oh, so it is a comment on a listing?
I thought it was a listing meant to lure you in so you would read about some ladder thug.

 

[Caveman Jim]

FREE Political Yard Signs! FREE! YAY! WOWIE ZOWIE! FREE! (Pt. Defiance No. Tacoma) hide this posting
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make / manufacturer: Ph

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FREE! Political Yard Signs!

COLLECTOR ITEMS!

Or you can rip off the signs and use 'em for dahlia stakes. Or killing vampires.
I DON'T CARE! Because they are FREE FREE FREE!

Come and get 'em WHILE THEY LAST!

No emails No phone calls No texts

In ALLEY between North Defiance and North Bristol Between North 48th and North 49th

come and get it!

when it's gone I'll pull the ad

it's now Saturday May 26th at 7:47 am

 

[Caveman Jim]

FREE Political Yard Signs! FREE! YAY! WOWIE ZOWIE! FREE! (Pt. Defiance No. Tacoma) hide this posting
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make / manufacturer: Ph

more ads by this user

FREE! Political Yard Signs!

COLLECTOR ITEMS!

Or you can rip off the signs and use 'em for dahlia stakes. Or killing vampires.
I DON'T CARE! Because they are FREE FREE FREE!

Come and get 'em WHILE THEY LAST!

No emails No phone calls No texts

In ALLEY between North Defiance and North Bristol Between North 48th and North 49th

come and get it!

when it's gone I'll pull the ad

it's now Saturday May 26th at 7:47 am

 

[Mikej]

@Caveman Jim I guess I've never thought about how fun it can be trolling Crags List for crazy ads! You're pretty good at it Jim!

 

[Caveman Jim]

@Caveman Jim I guess I've never though about how fun it can be trolling Crags List for crazy ads! You're pretty good at it Jim!

Well, I do look quite a bit for stuff that I am in need of & crazy stuff just finds me...lol

 

[Mikej]

Well, I do look quite a bit for stuff that I am in need of & crazy stuff just finds me...lol

Everyone has to have a hobby I 'spose. We're somewhat the same age, and at my age I find I just don't need a lot of stuff anymore. I've got plenty to last me.

 

[Caveman Jim]

Everyone has to have a hobby I 'spose. We're somewhat the same age, and at my age I find I just don't need a lot of stuff anymore. I've got plenty to last me.

I am re-prioritising, getting rid of A LOT of old worn out stuff and replacing some of it with newer not worn out stuff.
It's called downsizing with a twist, if I didn't use it within the last two years it is on the chopping block.

 

[Mikej]

I am re-prioritising, getting rid of A LOT of old worn out stuff and replacing some of it with newer not worn out stuff.
It's called downsizing with a twist, if I didn't use it within the last two years it is on the chopping block.

See now, some of that "worn out" stuff is what might interest me. Too bad, (Or good?) we're not closer! I love going to sales, and places, where there's a bunch of "Man Stuff" and just looking at it. Maybe something I can't live without will show up. The Oregon Arm Collectors Show, today, is a good place for that sort of thing!