Donations for Congress

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  1. GOG

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    Donations for Congress

    A driver was stuck in a traffic jam on the highway outside Washington, DC. Nothing was moving. Suddenly, a man knocks on the window.

    The driver rolls down the window and asks, "What's going on?"

    "Terrorists have kidnapped the entire US Congress, and they're asking for a $100 million dollar ransom. Otherwise, they are going to douse them all in gasoline and set them on fire. We are going from car to car, collecting donations."

    "How much is everyone giving, on an average?"
    the driver asks.

    The man replies, "Roughly a gallon."

    Got it in an email this AM. :laugh:
     
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  2. Dunerunner

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    Empty the damned tank, I'm not going anywhere anyway!!
     
  3. deen_ad

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    Old joke but still good.

    Shouldn't this be in the "Off Topic" area though?

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    I'd asked my buddies boss & he would donate 500 gallons!!!!
     
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  5. GOG

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    deen, I almost put this in OT, but figured some PC weenie would say it should be here.
     
  6. U201491

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    Ohh my ribs ache. They can have all 40 gallons from my boat. :rofl1::drink:
     
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