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Divorce from Liberals Form

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Bajablast, Apr 2, 2010.

  1. Bajablast

    Bajablast Hillsboro, OR Active Member

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    Copied from the Mike Church Show website www.mikechurch.com He hosts a Conserative talk show on Sirius Satellite Radio.

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    Ever have a hard time telling some one that its just not working out. That you are really not there friend across the aisle. That if you don't agree you can not agree to disagree you either must fight this out or win. Well we have gone this distance and posted a Fantastic form that a listener sent us. We love this, you will love this, they will more than likely be confused, but that's plenty of time to leave them.








    Dear Liberal mush brain,
    The intent of this letter is to duly inform you that our friendship/acquaintance has been terminated due to un-reconcilable differences. I, under good conscience, can no longer associate with Libtard Marxist, Socialist, Monarchist, Eutopianistic, irresponsible, limp-wristed, loose moraled buffoons.

    With this notifications comes the line in the sand.
    DO NOT:
    Step on my property
    Indoctrinate my children
    Call my phones
    Act like you know me

    FEEL FREE TO:
    Continue to absently drool on yourself
    Give your own damn money away
    Move out of my State
    Hug a tree (just not mine)

    IN THE EVENT WE ACCIDENTALLY COME INTO CONTACT:
    You will slowly back away (I am a Bible thumping, gun toting American)
    You will retain all solids and fluids
    I will act as if you don’t exist
    I will not forcefully subdue you to the point of making you dampen and soil your undergarments

    IN THE EVENT YOU CONFRONT ME:
    You better be prepared to reverse the second statement of the previous event

    SHOULD YOU FIND THE LIGHT:
    I will determine if it is factual
    If not (reference previous event)
    If yes, this document shall be null and void

    With all sincerity (don’t test it)
    Your former friend/acquaintance

    X_______________________
     
  2. Blitzkrieg

    Blitzkrieg WA Well-Known Member

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    We need to separate.. let the libtards and their "great society" take part of the country, and we right thinkers will take the other.. build a wall, guard it well and see what each new nation looks like in 20 years. That will say it all
     
  3. bugeye

    bugeye Oregon Well-Known Member

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    How to divorce your rightie associates.

    Due the fact that you are incapable of thinking for yourself, that you digest all manner of effluent from your favorite news sources without checking any of it for rat droppings first, and that you are dumb enough to think yourself an expert in morality, law, philosophy, and history, as well as having imagined advanced skills as a soothsayer, we have decided to do the world a favor by removing your brain and replacing it with a moldy walnut. We can assure from our direct experience in processing tens of thousands of your sort that it won't interfere with your usual habits at all.
     
  4. Blitzkrieg

    Blitzkrieg WA Well-Known Member

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    We get the West coast
     
  5. Chee-to

    Chee-to Oregon Well-Known Member

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    Ya but, they'll get custody of global warming, cap and trade, Obamacare, amnesty for illegals, electric cars, Illinois, gun control, Barack Hussein Obama II, Nancy Pelosi, Harry Reid, Barney Frank, all the Progressives and socialism, just to mention a few benefits from the left.............:wow:
     
  6. Blitzkrieg

    Blitzkrieg WA Well-Known Member

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    I am not crying :bluelaugh:
     
  7. willseeker

    willseeker N. Portland. Well-Known Member

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    This is some of the most inexplicable garbage that I've read on this forum yet!

    There's been some off the wall remarks made before but this is reprehensible.

    You do nothing for furthering our cause to bear arms!

    This has nothing to do with firearms and I ask that this thread be closed.

    Will
     
  8. ZachS

    ZachS Eugene/PDX Active Member

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    Yes, as a proud Monarchist who is ready to die for King and Country, I demand this drivel be removed! :bluelaugh:
     
  9. Chee-to

    Chee-to Oregon Well-Known Member

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    Ditto !....:peace:

    Oh. are you talkin' about this thread or the current administration ?
     
    Last edited: Apr 3, 2010
  10. treemanx

    treemanx Spray, Or. Active Member

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    While the topic is interesting it does violate the following rule:

    ...therefore I am closing this thread.

    To the OP and others who may be interested in discussing these sorts of topics, please visit the site(s) mentioned above.
     
  11. treemanx

    treemanx Spray, Or. Active Member

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    :paranoid:
     
  12. Chee-to

    Chee-to Oregon Well-Known Member

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    But, but, what has "pork tamales" got to do with firearms, and they might offend Vegans ?............:D.

    U R right rules is rules...........:winkkiss:
     
  13. 56kninja

    56kninja Portland Member

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    Funny. But seeing as this is political, you should realize that conservatives are just the opposite of liberals. They will do the same things but based on a different set of morals.

    I care to deal with neither.
     
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