So, I wake up yesterday morning, just like any other day. Have coffee, eat breakfast, kiss the wife on the cheek and walk out the door. Just like any other day. I get to the curb where my little work truck is parked waiting for me, but not just like any other day. I notice the muffler hanging down and immediately think, "Humph, the muffler fell off? That's weird. You think you would have noticed that." (one too many happy hour specials?) I get closer and there sits the two bolts and the gasket that used to connect my catalytic converter to the rest of the truck. It's been parking there for two years, with narry a scratch inflicted. Quick and simple, lickedy-split. Gone. Now I gotta spend my day fixing it while some junkie gets his fix. I hope he/she chokes on their pipe. August 2 is right around the corner. Can't wait to see what sprouts legs when China comes to reposes us. Rant-over.