Dad jokes are not just for dads!

[jbett98]

You guys are so small minded!

 

[Flopsweat]

You guys are so small minded!

I like to keep a low profile.

 

[solv3nt]

It is a small world after all.

 

[Flopsweat]

It is a small world after all.

You're so down to earth.

 

[solv3nt]

You're so down to earth.

My wife says I'm "condescending", that means I talk down to people as though they are beneath me.

 

[64MercurysRule]

Miles and miles of little round piles , squat and leave it .

 

[Richo877]

Y'all shouldn't be making fun of little people. You're bigger than that.

 

[64MercurysRule]

So short one needs to get on a ladder to scratch the belly of a snake .

 

[Xaevian]

The humor here dwarfs anything on the other threads.

 

[64MercurysRule]

• How can you make the little things in life count? By teaching a dwarf mathematics.
• What do you call it when a dwarf is waving at you? A microwave.
• What can you get from a dwarf cow? Condensed milk.
• A dwarf went to the market to buy mushrooms. The vendor told him it would be $3. The dwarf says that he only has $1. The vendor says, "You're 2 short"
  If you didn't laugh, it's because these jokes went over your head...

 

[Nutty4Guns]

You guys would make Hank Johnson proud.

View: https://youtu.be/XmtlO1i6-5c?si=AkplBreUspzy9QC_&t=1

 

[Flopsweat]

• How can you make the little things in life count? By teaching a dwarf mathematics.
• What do you call it when a dwarf is waving at you? A microwave.
• What can you get from a dwarf cow? Condensed milk.
• A dwarf went to the market to buy mushrooms. The vendor told him it would be $3. The dwarf says that he only has $1. The vendor says, "You're 2 short"
  If you didn't laugh, it's because these jokes went over your head...

What do a midget and a dwarf have in common?
Very little.

 

[64MercurysRule]

Wanna hear my midget jokes? The list is a little short though.

Today, I got yelled at for making an offensive midget pun. It was over something small though.

Why cant midgets get a girlfriend? They only do small talk.

Why will midgets date anyone? They have really low standards.

Why does everybody like a midget? They never look down on anyone.

I was gonna tell another midget joke, but it came up short.

 

[solv3nt]

I was at the hotel office the other day, and I asked the manager if they had disabled porn on the TV. He called me a sicko and said the porn was normal.

 

[Flopsweat]

Wanna hear my midget jokes? The list is a little short though.

Today, I got yelled at for making an offensive midget pun. It was over something small though.

Why cant midgets get a girlfriend? They only do small talk.

Why will midgets date anyone? They have really low standards.

Why does everybody like a midget? They never look down on anyone.

I was gonna tell another midget joke, but it came up short.

Or maybe you just overlooked it.

 

[Flopsweat]

I was at the hotel office the other day, and I asked the manager if they had disabled porn on the TV. He called me a sicko and said the porn was normal.

It took me a minute to get that one. Almost had me stumped.

 

[Xaevian]

A dwarf built a hotel and designed half the rooms to dwarf proportions. He decided to let any other dwarf stay there for no charge. He named it the Stay Free Mini Pad.

 

[Flopsweat]

We really should be nicer to little people. Life isn't easy for them. A lot of them struggle just to put food on the table.

 

[solv3nt]

It took me a minute to get that one. Almost had me stumped.

That sounds like a tall tale if I've ever heard one before.

 

[64MercurysRule]

You know what really burns my a$$ ? A midget with a cigar .