Dad jokes are not just for dads!

[CamoDeafie]

It's your wake of vultures.

 

[Flopsweat]

It's your wake of vultures.

And those guys are stork raven mad.

 

[jbett98]

How do birds break into a bird feeder?

They use a "Crowbar".

 

[CamoDeafie]

How do birds break into a bird feeder?

They use a "Crowbar".

How does a bird break into a bird feeder? With a crowbar

Post # 235

 

[Flopsweat]

Post # 235

And I'll bet he has no egrets about it.

 

[Richo877]

 

[Richo877]

And I'll bet he has no egrets about it.

 

[CamoDeafie]

Why are fingers the most reliable body part? You can always count on them, and they're always on hand

 

[Flopsweat]

Why are fingers the most reliable body part? You can always count on them, and they're always on hand

You were really on your toes this morning.

 

[CamoDeafie]

Know why the Bates hotel never hired butlers? Because they'd be hearing "Master Bates" all day long from the butlers

 

[jbett98]

If math is mathematical and quizzes are quizzical. What are tests?

 

[Richo877]

 

[Richo877]

 

[Richo877]

What's a snowman's favorite food?
A brrrrrrrito

 

[CamoDeafie]

Had to mouth this to get it.... more a hearing joke..

Jar Jar Binks had a cousin who's a famous author.. his name was Jor Jor Well (George Orwell)

 

[Flopsweat]

Had to mouth this to get it.... more a hearing joke..

Jar Jar Binks had a cousin who's a famous author.. his name was Jor Jor Well (George Orwell)

There are lots of mouth jokes here but they're in a different thread. You know which one.

 

[Flopsweat]

Finally, an REO Speedwagon reference.

 

[Flopsweat]

 

[parallax]

The wife of a friend from the crossword club died a few weeks ago.
He asked me to say a word at the funeral.
I said "Plethora"
Afterwords , he thanked me and said it meant a lot.

 

[CamoDeafie]

How do you drown a hipster? You toss em into the Mainstream