Caught my Elf trying to get loaded

[kod38]

I walked in the garage last night and caught my Elf trying to get loaded

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[JRuby]

Take him shooting

 

[albin25]

Good to see he bounced back and is keeping active after both feet were lost in that terrible sleigh accident. That's Elf 'ing inspirational !

 

[kod38]

In November he found a Hillary supporter near my safe .

 

[v0lcom13sn0w]

we need to pass a new elf control law

 

[Flopsweat]

View attachment 330602 In November he found a Hillary supporter near my safe .

How does he handle the recoil with that puppy?

 

[SA Shooter]

He's just elfing around again I see.

 

[Flopsweat]

He's just elfing around again I see.

Yeah, he's got shelf-control but no elf-control.

 

[SA Shooter]

Yeah, he's got shelf-control but no elf-control.

LMAO...

 

[PDXSparky]

Take him shooting

He'd make an excellent target.

 

[mkwerx]

Elves belong in the same catagory as clowns and jihadis - they should be shot on sight, no questions asked. Man only has two non-human friends - dogs, and trunk monkeys. Other than that, be suspicious.

 

[Boboclown]

Elves belong in the same catagory as clowns and jihadis - they should be shot on sight, no questions asked.

Geez, glad none of ya'll are nearby.

 

[partsed]

You have never see the movie "It" then, have you....

 

[Mikej]

Elves belong in the same catagory as clowns and jihadis - they should be shot on sight, no questions asked. Man only has two non-human friends - dogs, and trunk monkeys. Other than that, be suspicious.

What about gnomes and fairy's?

 

[Timbertodd]

Elves belong in the same catagory as clowns and jihadis - they should be shot on sight, no questions asked.

Don't forget Gnomes!

 

[WillNotComply]

 

[teflon6string]

Don't forget Gnomes!

Actually, DGS is on our side (Dept. of Gnomeland Security).

 

[teflon6string]

Nice Will! I need one of those for my yard.

 

[Boboclown]

You have never see the movie "It" then, have you....

Want a balloon?

 

[partsed]