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Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by GunBit45, Dec 11, 2009.

  1. GunBit45

    GunBit45 Oregon Active Member

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    Make sure to read story at bottom...

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    Greg sends along this DIY FYI:

    "Good news is that I truly out did myself this year with my Christmas decorations. The bad news is that I had to take him down after 2 days. I had more people come screaming up to my house than ever.Great stories. But two things made me take it down.

    First, the cops advised me that it would cause traffic accidents as they almost wrecked when they drove by.

    Second, a 55 year old lady grabbed the 75 pound ladder almost killed herself putting it against my house and didn't realize it was fake until she climbed to the top (she was not happy). By the way, she was one of many people who attempted to do that. My yard couldn't take it either. I have more than a few tire tracks where people literally drove up my yard."
     
  2. augfan

    augfan Gold beach Oregon Member

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    Best one ever!
     
  3. Cougfan2

    Cougfan2 Hillsboro, OR Well-Known Member

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    OMG. That's awesome!
     
  4. ajf1

    ajf1 beaverton Member

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    Man that is awesome. I wish I had thought of that one.
     
  5. JUSTIficatioN

    JUSTIficatioN Seattle, Wa Member

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    I know the cops have to be responsible and tell you that, but did they atleast laugh a little before or after they shook their finger at you? :)
     
  6. Will

    Will Everett Active Member

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    Great! I know what I'm doing next year!
     
  7. spectra

    spectra The Couve Moderator Staff Member Bronze Supporter

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    That is a classic one there.

    And as for the cops have been there as they came by my place years ago and said people were calling saying we were hanging a dog:huh: Turned out the pit bull hanging from a strap that he played with caused a problem.
     
  8. Trlsmn

    Trlsmn In Utero (Portland) Well-Known Member

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    LOL!
     
  9. Stomper

    Stomper Oceania Rising White Is The New Brown Silver Supporter

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    LMAO... how did I miss this one for so long? Dec 2009??!!
     
  10. drew

    drew OR Well-Known Member

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    Hilarious. Thanks.
     
  11. Silver Fox

    Silver Fox Puyallup, WA Well-Known Member

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    You do know next christmas there are going to be several news stories of people in the Portland area doing the same thing.

    Just sayin'

    SF-
     
  12. Stomper

    Stomper Oceania Rising White Is The New Brown Silver Supporter

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    Methinks this may happen in Woodburn as well.....
     
  13. Hussey

    Hussey Chicago, IL New Member

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  14. Slim83

    Slim83 Tillamook New Member

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    Nice one.