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April 15th tax deadline

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Trick, Mar 5, 2009.

  1. Trick

    Trick St Helens Active Member

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    I wonder how many people feel like this guy?



    Actual 'Letter to the Editor' from the February 5th edition of the
    Wichita Falls, Texas Times Record News...


    Dear IRS,

    I am sorry to inform you that I will not be able to pay taxes owed April 15, but all is not lost.

    I have paid these taxes: accounts receivable tax, building permit tax, CDL tax, cigarette tax, corporate income tax, dog licence tax, federal income tax, unemployment tax, gasoline tax, hunting licence tax, fishing licence tax, waterfowl stamp tax, inheritance tax, inventory tax, liquor tax, luxury tax, medicare tax, city, school and county property tax (up 33 percent last 4 years), real estate tax, social security tax, road usage tax, toll road tax, state and city sales tax, recreational vehicle tax, state franchise tax, state unemployment tax, telephone federal excise tax, telephone federal state and local surcharge tax, telephone minimum usage surcharge tax, telephone state and local tax, utility tax, vehicle licence registration tax, capitol gains tax, lease severance tax, oil and gas assessment tax, Colorado property tax, Texas, Colorado, Wyoming, Oklahoma and New Mexico sales tax, and many more that I can't recall but I have run out of space and money.

    When you do not receive my check April 15, just know that it is an honest mistake. Please treat me the same way you treated Congressmen Charles Rangle, Chris Dodd, Barney Frank and ex-Congressman Tom Dashelle and, of course, your boss Timothy Geithner. No penalties and no interest.

    P.S. I will make at least a partial payment as soon as I get my stimulus check.

    Ed Barnett

    Wichita Falls
     
  2. Yester

    Yester Troutdale Bronze Supporter Bronze Supporter

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    This is the funniest thing I ever saw!!!
     
  3. jimwsea

    jimwsea Vancouver, Washington state Active Member

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    From the Movie America:Freedom to Fascism. A partial list of taxes we pay directly or indirectly. And remember, inflation acts as an additional tax!

    Accounts receivable tax
    Automobile registration tax
    Automobile license (tabs)
    Building permit tax
    Capital gains tax
    CDL License tax
    Cigarette tax
    City income tax
    Corporate income tax
    Court fines
    Dog/cat license
    DNR, Fish & Wildlife and other permits
    Federal income tax
    Federal unemployment (FUTA) tax
    Fishing licence
    Food license tax
    Forest Park passes
    Fuel permit tax
    Gasoline tax
    Hunting license
    Inheritance tax & interest expense
    Inventory tax
    IRS interest charges
    IRS penalties
    Liquor tax
    Local income tax
    Luxury taxes
    Marriage license
    Medicare
    Park fees (county, state, national)
    Parking fines
    Parking Meters
    Property tax
    Recreational vehicle taxes
    Real estate exchange tax
    Road, bridge and tunnel tolls
    Road Use tax (truckers)
    School taxes
    Septic permit tax
    Service charges
    Sno-Park passes
    Social security
    State income tax
    State unemployment tax (SUTA)
    Street use tax (employers
    Telephone federal excise tax
    Telephone federal universal service fee tax
    Telephone federal, state and local surcharge taxes
    Telephone minimum usage surcharge
    Telephone recurring and non-recurring chrges tax
    Traffic fines
    Trailer registration tax
    Utility taxes
    Vehicle sales tax
    Watercraft registration tax
    Well permit tax
    Workers compensation tax
    :eek::eek::eek:
     
  4. swoop

    swoop Milwaukie, Oregon Well-Known Member

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    You gotta love it!