April 15th tax deadline

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I wonder how many people feel like this guy?



Actual 'Letter to the Editor' from the February 5th edition of the
Wichita Falls, Texas Times Record News...


Dear IRS,

I am sorry to inform you that I will not be able to pay taxes owed April 15, but all is not lost.

I have paid these taxes: accounts receivable tax, building permit tax, CDL tax, cigarette tax, corporate income tax, dog licence tax, federal income tax, unemployment tax, gasoline tax, hunting licence tax, fishing licence tax, waterfowl stamp tax, inheritance tax, inventory tax, liquor tax, luxury tax, medicare tax, city, school and county property tax (up 33 percent last 4 years), real estate tax, social security tax, road usage tax, toll road tax, state and city sales tax, recreational vehicle tax, state franchise tax, state unemployment tax, telephone federal excise tax, telephone federal state and local surcharge tax, telephone minimum usage surcharge tax, telephone state and local tax, utility tax, vehicle licence registration tax, capitol gains tax, lease severance tax, oil and gas assessment tax, Colorado property tax, Texas, Colorado, Wyoming, Oklahoma and New Mexico sales tax, and many more that I can't recall but I have run out of space and money.

When you do not receive my check April 15, just know that it is an honest mistake. Please treat me the same way you treated Congressmen Charles Rangle, Chris Dodd, Barney Frank and ex-Congressman Tom Dashelle and, of course, your boss Timothy Geithner. No penalties and no interest.

P.S. I will make at least a partial payment as soon as I get my stimulus check.

Ed Barnett

Wichita Falls
 
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From the Movie America:Freedom to Fascism. A partial list of taxes we pay directly or indirectly. And remember, inflation acts as an additional tax!

Accounts receivable tax
Automobile registration tax
Automobile license (tabs)
Building permit tax
Capital gains tax
CDL License tax
Cigarette tax
City income tax
Corporate income tax
Court fines
Dog/cat license
DNR, Fish & Wildlife and other permits
Federal income tax
Federal unemployment (FUTA) tax
Fishing licence
Food license tax
Forest Park passes
Fuel permit tax
Gasoline tax
Hunting license
Inheritance tax & interest expense
Inventory tax
IRS interest charges
IRS penalties
Liquor tax
Local income tax
Luxury taxes
Marriage license
Medicare
Park fees (county, state, national)
Parking fines
Parking Meters
Property tax
Recreational vehicle taxes
Real estate exchange tax
Road, bridge and tunnel tolls
Road Use tax (truckers)
School taxes
Septic permit tax
Service charges
Sno-Park passes
Social security
State income tax
State unemployment tax (SUTA)
Street use tax (employers
Telephone federal excise tax
Telephone federal universal service fee tax
Telephone federal, state and local surcharge taxes
Telephone minimum usage surcharge
Telephone recurring and non-recurring chrges tax
Traffic fines
Trailer registration tax
Utility taxes
Vehicle sales tax
Watercraft registration tax
Well permit tax
Workers compensation tax
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I wonder how many people feel like this guy?



Actual 'Letter to the Editor' from the February 5th edition of the
Wichita Falls, Texas Times Record News...


Dear IRS,

I am sorry to inform you that I will not be able to pay taxes owed April 15, but all is not lost.

I have paid these taxes: accounts receivable tax, building permit tax, CDL tax, cigarette tax, corporate income tax, dog licence tax, federal income tax, unemployment tax, gasoline tax, hunting licence tax, fishing licence tax, waterfowl stamp tax, inheritance tax, inventory tax, liquor tax, luxury tax, medicare tax, city, school and county property tax (up 33 percent last 4 years), real estate tax, social security tax, road usage tax, toll road tax, state and city sales tax, recreational vehicle tax, state franchise tax, state unemployment tax, telephone federal excise tax, telephone federal state and local surcharge tax, telephone minimum usage surcharge tax, telephone state and local tax, utility tax, vehicle licence registration tax, capitol gains tax, lease severance tax, oil and gas assessment tax, Colorado property tax, Texas, Colorado, Wyoming, Oklahoma and New Mexico sales tax, and many more that I can't recall but I have run out of space and money.

When you do not receive my check April 15, just know that it is an honest mistake. Please treat me the same way you treated Congressmen Charles Rangle, Chris Dodd, Barney Frank and ex-Congressman Tom Dashelle and, of course, your boss Timothy Geithner. No penalties and no interest.

P.S. I will make at least a partial payment as soon as I get my stimulus check.

Ed Barnett

Wichita Falls
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