Anti-gun Santa?

[American123]

Apparently Santa is into politics now and not toys?

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[albin25]

Makes ya wonder if that "Santa" would have been OK with a request for a black hoodie with a gas can and a Bic lighter.

 

[Flopsweat]

Looks like Santa's got a sack full of Nanny-State.

What a horrible thing to do to a child. He's doing the exact opposite of what he was hired to do. Needs a taste of Cancel Culture. Hey look, there's a pink slip in your stocking. OK, but I think I seriously would go ask management if this anti-gun crap is their policy.

 

[MTpockets]

A grown man in a costume, telling a boy that he can't have a toy gun.

 

[Flopsweat]

A grown man in a costume, telling a boy that he can't have a toy gun.

Good point! If your life decisions have brought you to this place, you are in no position to make moral judgements for others.

 

[teflon6string]

A grown man in a costume, telling a boy that he can't have a toy gun.

More or less what Joe Bidet masquerading as an American plans to do to all of us for real.

 

[MTpockets]

Good point! If your life decisions have brought you to this place, you are in no position to make moral judgements for others.

I can see where you made that connection.

I was thinking that the man is pretending to be Santa, but he (or those who hired him) do not think it is okay for the boy to have a pretend gun.

The pretend U.S. Marshals would have me in pretend jail for robbing all those pretend stagecoaches.... if I hadn't changed my pretend ways, and started wearing a white hat.

 

[NeSeR13]

I hope this kid get some dozens of Nerf guns this Xmas!

 

[Ura-Ki]

Phuck that dude, what a snowflake! I would have raised hell in that store had that been one of my kids getting told NO by PhoSanta!
just who does that arsehole think he is, bringing personal politics into Christmas!



Lemme guess, This was in Cali too!

 

[American123]

This Santa was a turd - but, he does live up to the "Christmas Story" Santa who said responding to a BB gun, "you'll shoot your eye out."

 

[Flopsweat]

This Santa was a turd - but, he does live up to the "Christmas Story" Santa who said responding to a BB gun, "you'll shoot your eye out."

You'll shoot yer eye out!
https://hooktube.com/watch?v=qgjPa5JkecA


Bonus:
Fallout Boy - Yule Shoot Your Eye Out
https://hooktube.com/watch?v=SW3X7-gk8q0

 

[L84Cabo]

Oh yay! It's WOKE Santa! Because how else did we expect 2020 to end.

Eff Off Santa!

 

[Tony617]

This Santa was a turd - but, he does live up to the "Christmas Story" Santa who said responding to a BB gun, "you'll shoot your eye out."

We were watching the "A Christmas Story" while we were waiting for Thanksgiving dinner to be ready. I had not seen that movie for a while and it was very funny movie.

 

[American123]

We were watching the "A Christmas Story" while we were waiting for Thanksgiving dinner to be ready. I had not seen that movie for a while and it was very funny movie.

That is a staple in my holiday movies list.

 

[Tony617]

That is a staple in my holiday movies list.

How they did the tongue stuck to the flagpole scene in, "A Christmas Story".

https://www.mentalfloss.com/article/565218/a-christmas-story-flagpole-scene-how-it-was-filmed

 

[Flopsweat]

Big news! Fake Santa is toast. Real Santa TCB.

CONFIRMED: The Fake Santa has been FIRED — The REAL Santa Claus Visited the Boy & Brought Him a Big Nerf Gun | The Red Elephants

After a video of a FAKE SANTA went viral over the weekend where an imposter Santa Claus made a boy cry after telling him he would not be getting a toy Nerf gun for Christmas. The mother of the young boy provided a statement on her Facebook page: Our journalists had reached out to the […]

theredelephants.com

 

[American123]

Big news! Fake Santa is toast. Real Santa TCB.

CONFIRMED: The Fake Santa has been FIRED — The REAL Santa Claus Visited the Boy & Brought Him a Big Nerf Gun | The Red Elephants

After a video of a FAKE SANTA went viral over the weekend where an imposter Santa Claus made a boy cry after telling him he would not be getting a toy Nerf gun for Christmas. The mother of the young boy provided a statement on her Facebook page: Our journalists had reached out to the […]

theredelephants.com

Guy could probably get a job in phone based customer service. Those people seem to be engineered to make people upset.

 

[Flopsweat]

Guy could probably get a job in phone based customer service. Those people seem to be engineered to make people upset.

Or a Network Administrator.

 

[Ura-Ki]

Dude work for Comcast?

 

[Devneck]

My son heard about this Santa. He just told me there is no way he's turning in his nerf guns. If mall Santa comes for his nerf guns, well he has a modded gun for him.

I feel like I did something right.