Ahhhh, That Oregon Life!!........

[Stomper]

Here's the newest one. It addresses guns, so apt for this site.

Oregon Passes New Gun Law Limiting Citizens to Only Single-Shot Muskets

SALEM, OR — In a groundbreaking effort to reduce gun violence and increase reloading time to a full 90 seconds, Oregon lawmakers have passed a new bill that limits all private citizens to only s

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I knew that was fake the second they quoted our Labishian gov'ness using the word "blow" instead of "lick".

 

[Tlock]

I knew that was fake the second they quoted our Labishian gov'ness using the word "blow" instead of "lick".

The only thing she blows is our tax dollars....

 

[drstrangelove]

Couldn't they just cut their units off to prevent rape? What did the EV ever do to them?

 

[Quirt Evans]

Sounds like something that would have made a good episode of "Portlandia".

 

[Stomper]

Couldn't they just cut their units off to prevent rape? What did the EV ever do to them?

Or..... rape themselves FIRST!

 

[nwslopoke]

I read it to be satire

Sounds more like SNL because it's not that funny. When Portlandia was weird but authentic, it was tolerable.

When I was a teen in LA, high schoolers were buying brand new Suzuki Samuri 4x4s because they only cost about $4k. Then they'd slam the suspension to ride about 2" off the ground on oversized low profile tires. It was ridiculous but everyone was doing it. I was smarter. I brought a Toyota.

 

[Zendawg]

I'm figuring, Multnomah County?...

Hikers Now Smashing Their Own Car Windows to Embrace That Authentic Northwest Outdoor Vibe

In a growing trend that many are calling “unhinged but deeply on-brand,” hikers throughout the Pacific Northwest have started voluntarily smashing their own car windows at trailheads in pursuit of wha

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Unlikely but not unimaginable.

 

[ilikegunspdx]

Unlikely but not unimaginable.

Yea I wouldn't put anything past these woke people. For example Karl Kasarda, the inrange tv on YouTube guy, is a priest at a satanic temple, said he is glad to have contributed to the extinction of the white race, supports antifa, and is in that John browne or whatever it's called radical left gun group. I would put nothing past them.

 

[arakboss]

New Oregon ‘Summit Assist’ Service Lets Hikers Skip Straight to the Scenic Part

LINCOLN CITY, Ore. — In a move that’s already being called “the biggest breakthrough in outdoor recreation since paved parking lots,” a new service along the Oregon Coast is now offering visitor

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[BoringCruffler]

I read it to be satire

Yes, certainly satire, but check this one by the same author:

Shameless Portland Shoplifter Sues Albertsons For $10,000 After Fleeing With Full Cart

There are stories that make you stop, reread the headline, and wonder if it’s satire. This is not one of them. In what might be one of the clearest examples of everything that is wrong with the w

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[kmk1012]

Yes, certainly satire, but check this one by the same author:

Shameless Portland Shoplifter Sues Albertsons For $10,000 After Fleeing With Full Cart

There are stories that make you stop, reread the headline, and wonder if it’s satire. This is not one of them. In what might be one of the clearest examples of everything that is wrong with the w

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Wow, if I ever tried to steal something my arse would be kicked by my parents, no matter how old I am. F this thief, hope his injuries that he brought upon himself have live long effects.

 

[Juniper9mm]

Trump Gives Portland 48 Hours to “Figure It Out” Before “We Push the Big Button”

PORTLAND, OR — Calling the situation “very concerning, very chaotic, frankly a mess,” President Donald Trump issued a firm 48-hour ultimatum Tuesday demanding that the city of Portland “figure it out”

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[VinnieBoomBah]

"Full" cart I already know who will be saying "hE's A bAd GuY!! he deSerVeS iT!!"

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cK0yLEaGRRw&t=28s

 

[Meridian7750]

"Full" cart I already know who will be saying "hE's A bAd GuY!! he deSerVeS iT!!"

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cK0yLEaGRRw&t=28s

Pick me Vinnie…
Because he's a bad guy and he deserves it!

 

[Provincial]

Shoplifter mis-gendered the store employee. Try to get a Portland jury to overlook that!