What firearms would Santa own...?

[Andy54Hawken]

Just as the title asks...What firearms would Santa own...?

I don't think it would be a Red Rider BB gun...his views on that rifle are well known.
Is he a 1911 man...or a Glock guy...?
Polar bear and musk ox are at the North Pole...would a Holland and Holland double rifle in say .375 H&H be in his rifle rack...?
Maybe a flamethrower in case Frosty and Company get uppity.....

What do y'all say...?
Andy

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[arakboss]

Candy cane gun.

 

[titsonritz]

Something vehicle mounted capable of clearing the sky, perhaps a Dillon Aero M134D/H Minigun.

 

[1911Fanatic]

I think Santa has a 1911 on his belt, an M16 in one hand, the reigns in the other, and a Christmas bag full of loaded mags on his sleigh.

 

[AshWilliams]

Since Santa's modern day historical origins are in Turkey (Saint Nicholas), I'm going to go with the Mauser C96.

 

[Andy54Hawken]

To paraphrase Colonel Kilgore from Apocalypse Now....
I love the smell of eggnog in the morning.....It smells like Christmas....

Perhaps Santa has a Huey UH-1C Gunship....
Andy

 

[David Wilson]

Colt 1911 and Colt Walker (https://www.imfdb.org/wiki/Fatman).

 

[Tlock]

HOLLAND & HOLLAND ROYAL DOUBLE RIFLE .500/465 NE - 26" BARRELS

Or


the Official Red Ryder Carbine-Action Two-Hundred-Shot Range Model Air Rifle, with a compass in the stock and a "thing that tells time"

 

[1775usmc]

Well he's old. So probably a 1911.
















I kid. Sarcasm and a Merry Christmas.

 

[Tlock]

Well he's old. So probably a 1911.
















I kid. Sarcasm and a Merry Christmas.

That hurt my feeling.....

 

[1775usmc]

That hurt my feeling.....

Maybe for Christmas you'll get thicker skin…… haha.

 

[Tlock]

Maybe for Christmas you'll get thicker skin…… haha.

Damn that was a good one......I was hoping for a bigger "gun" but beggers cant be choosers

 

[TTSX]

A brace of black powder revolvers and a big, goofy blunderbuss

 

[1775usmc]

Damn that was a good one......I was hoping for a bigger "gun" but beggers cant be choosers

Thicker skin will add a few mm to that "gun." Win. Win.

 

[Tlock]

Sorry @Andy54Hawken for the drift.

 

[Andy54Hawken]

Sorry @Andy54Hawken for the drift.

No worries....

Much like the driven snow....Threads here at NWFA......drift....
Andy

 

[Nosferatu]

It ain't no snowball stuffer, that's for sure.

Probably a side-by-side in .600 Dasher.

Sidearm would be a wheelgun in 10mm Blitzen.

 

[CountryGent]

Quite an arsenal, it would seem:

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UJ-KNRH6O0Y

 

[.45's and .38's]

Santa definitely has a M60 belt fed and a big cigar

 

[P7M13]

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