Well fudge, just when I thought my luck had changed

[Nosferatu]

Only if you come up with a cool one liner every time you shoot it.

Winnah winnah, squirl suppah

 

[Tlock]

Do you mean to tell me, after your long and successful career as a hit man with a super computer in your pocket, you don't know how squirrel is spelled?? Frickin squirl...

Squirrel Squirrel Squirrel Squirrel Squirrel Squirrel Squirrel Squirrel Squirrel Squirrel.......can I use the bathroom now teacher?

 

[Nosferatu]

Despite the sunburned paint, it is a remarkably low mileage (under 100k) Jeep that drives very well, and appears to have never been smoked in. One owner, a little old lady that only drove it to church - the salesman wouldn't lie about a thing like that Lol

Translation:

Bought it from police impound auction. Cleaned out most the blood. Only used to smuggle Narcotics in the desert. One cartel owner.

 

[TTSX]

Squirrel Squirrel Squirrel Squirrel Squirrel Squirrel Squirrel Squirrel Squirrel Squirrel.......can I use the bathroom now teacher?

I don't know.... CAN you?

 

[trukinbear]

Translation:

Bought it from police impound auction. Cleaned out most the blood. Only used to smuggle Narcotics in the desert. One cartel owner.

LOL, maybe - but at going on 18 years old with so few miles it couldn't have been a very long run - probably more like bringing señoritas back and forth from TJ to San Diego... actually it was registered in Oceanside, perhaps a marine on multiple deployments, only sunburned on one side, maybe from being parked in a carport.

 

[Nosferatu]

LOL, maybe - but at going on 18 years old with so few miles it couldn't have been a very long run - probably more like bringing señoritas back and forth from TJ to San Diego... actually it was registered in Oceanside, perhaps a marine on multiple deployments, only sunburned on one side, maybe from being parked in a carport.

Ah, probably used for 'servicing' clients.

I'd run a black light through that sucker ASAP!

 

[TTSX]

LOL, maybe - but at going on 18 years old with so few miles it couldn't have been a very long run - probably more like bringing señoritas back and forth from TJ to San Diego... actually it was registered in Oceanside, perhaps a marine on multiple deployments, only sunburned on one side, maybe from being parked in a carport.

That's a sign of Jesus' light from the holy parking lot

 

[trukinbear]

Ah, probably used for 'servicing' clients.

I'd run a black light through that sucker ASAP!

I actually carry one with me, way ahead of you

 

[roseburger]

I actually carry one with me, way ahead of you

You're braver than me. I have no desire to see what lights up when I stay in hotels.

 

[Nosferatu]

I actually carry one with me, way ahead of you

I respect a guy who cleans up after himself properly.

 

[TTSX]

You're braver than me. I have no desire to see what lights up when I stay in hotels.

I bought one just for that and was very disappointed not to see any stains. 60 minutes led me on and took my money

 

[monks]

Looks like a normal HEEP to me.

 

[1775usmc]

 

[monks]

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I don't have that many cause nobody likes the junk I drive!

 

[Nosferatu]

I don't have that many cause nobody likes the junk I drive!

All my Heeps were pre-duck era, luckily.

 

[Alexx1401]

As common as those were you may well be able to find an entire door without having to break the bank. Wife had one for a long time. Was great during the occasional times we had a bit of winter here. With snow tires on it thing went well.

 

[trukinbear]

100k miles is a whole lotta church

I guess, I forget everyone isn't as remote as I like to keep myself. Before I quit driving 36,000 miles a year wasn't unusual driving 115 miles (each way) to shop, and up to 425 miles (each way) for doctors, and medical treatment - I'm still being treated in Portland, Salem, and occasionally Eugene which are 250-350ish miles away... and this car is 18 years old.

 

[trukinbear]

And no this jeep won't be used for that, or I wouldn't have an excuse to have my son come get me, and drive me around. After being at work all the time when he was growing up it gives us a chance to have some really long, deep conversations. That is why I didn't buy a nicer car.

 

[Nutty4Guns]

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That's a Cybertruck!

 

[trukinbear]

That's a Cybertruck!

Oddly enough, last month when my son was driving me around he stopped to charge his car adjacent to the Tesla superchargers. When I finished my lunch I gathered up my garbage, and start looking around for a garbage can. In luck I thought as there was a dumpster sitting right across from us. I get out and walk over to the dumpster, but couldn't quite figure out how to open it - I'm thinking proof? - when about that time this smarmy GQ punk in his 40's jumps out from behind the dumpster sporting a real attitude - what the hell do you think you're doing, he spouted. I was actually startled, and it took me a second to start saying I was putting my garbage in the dumpster, not that it was any of his business. Well, apparently it was his business as I was tugging on the bed cover of his flat black wrapped cyber truck. I swear it looked like a dumpster from that angle.