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A little bird was flying south for the winter, following I5.
It was so cold the bird froze and fell to the ground at a highway rest area...he landed smack in a large, steamy fresh loaf recently dropped by a traveler's dog.
As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of dog poop, he began to realize how warm it was. The dung was actually thawing him out!
He decided to lay a while all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy.
A passing cat heard the bird singing and following the sound, discovered the bird, and promptly dug him out, and ate him.
Moral of the story:
(1) Not everyone who gets you into shyt is your enemy.
(2) Not everyone who gets you out of shyt is your friend.
and
(3)When you're in deep shyt, you might want to keep your mouth shut!
No real point to the story other than it's on topic, and wherever you end up stopping for the dog to "run" remember to pick up after him (and maybe check for birds)....but, I'm certain you already do that anyways.
It was so cold the bird froze and fell to the ground at a highway rest area...he landed smack in a large, steamy fresh loaf recently dropped by a traveler's dog.
As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of dog poop, he began to realize how warm it was. The dung was actually thawing him out!
He decided to lay a while all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy.
A passing cat heard the bird singing and following the sound, discovered the bird, and promptly dug him out, and ate him.
Moral of the story:
(1) Not everyone who gets you into shyt is your enemy.
(2) Not everyone who gets you out of shyt is your friend.
and
(3)When you're in deep shyt, you might want to keep your mouth shut!
No real point to the story other than it's on topic, and wherever you end up stopping for the dog to "run" remember to pick up after him (and maybe check for birds)....but, I'm certain you already do that anyways.
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