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This really made me laugh...

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by usmc0311, Jan 27, 2010.

  1. usmc0311

    usmc0311 Portland Member

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    So, my mom is always forwarding me emails with funny pics/stories. Usually they are pretty corny, but this one had me laughing out loud, so I thought I'd share...

    The economy is so bad that:

    I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.

    I ordered a burger at McDonald's and the kid behind the
    counter asked, "Can you afford fries with that?"

    CEO's are now playing miniature golf.

    If the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient
    Funds," you call them and ask if they meant you or them.

    Hot Wheels and Matchbox stocks are trading higher than GM.

    McDonald's is selling the 1/4 ouncer.

    Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned
    their children's names.

    A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico .

    Dick Cheney took his stockbroker hunting.

    Motel Six won't leave the light on anymore.

    The Mafia is laying off judges.

    Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.

    Congress says they are looking into this Bernard Madoff
    scandal. Oh Great!! The guy who made $50 Billion
    disappear is being investigated by the people who made
    $1.5 Trillion disappear!

    I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy,
    wars, jobs, my savings, Social Security, retirement funds,
    etc., I called the Suicide Lifeline. I got a call center
    in Pakistan, and when I told them I was suicidal, they got
    all excited, and asked if I could drive a truck.
  2. dave

    dave Independence Member

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    That last one is great.
  3. PhysicsGuy

    PhysicsGuy Corvallis, OR Resident Science Nut

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  4. usmc0311

    usmc0311 Portland Member

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    well bubblegum...