There's A Sucker Born Everyday

[Spitpatch]

Highly recommended.
8 months in now and I'm really enjoying it!
My time, my schedule, work hard or relax as I choose.
It's awesome to only have one boss....

I've always only had one Boss. Multiple employers (and a few girls) required approximately the same amount of time in our relationships to realize it.

 

[VinnieBoomBah]

At least he's not practicing retirement......or was it practicing the practice of practicing retirement? One can never tell.......

Cosplaying?

 

[64MercurysRule]

Cosplaying?

Good one ........ B.Cosplay

 

[Spitpatch]

A comic genius.

And an influential icon of "family values", that didn't quite measure up,

Did drugs. Shared drugs to get chicks in the sack and easy. (Beer guys: That's a drug.)

Gave me the best belly laughs I've ever had in my life. The man knew US, and he knew we laugh hardest at ourselves.

 

[sobo]

A comic genius.

And an influential icon of "family values", that didn't quite measure up,

Did drugs. Shared drugs to get chicks in the sack and easy. (Beer guys: That's a drug.)

Gave me the best belly laughs I've ever had in my life. The man knew US, and he knew we laugh hardest at ourselves.

My parents had comedy albums of his on vinyl that I would listen to as a kid in the '60s. As you said, I never belly laughed so hard at stuff. And his humor was clean and for the whole family, devoid of profanity and vulgarity. When the allegations came out, I was saddened at how far the mighty had fallen...

 

[Spitpatch]

My parents had comedy albums of his on vinyl that I would listen to as a kid in the '60s. As you said, I never belly laughed so hard at stuff. And his humor was clean and for the whole family, devoid of profanity and vulgarity. When the allegations came out, I was saddened at how far the mighty had fallen...

He was a real guy. Real guys (even young ones like me) saw it and gravitated. My Grandmother in Vernonia heard my vinyl of "Noah" and demanded to have the record so she could play it at Sunday Service in the First Christian Church.

It was a hit.

 

[sobo]

He was a real guy. Real guys (even young ones like me) saw it and gravitated. My Grandmother in Vernonia heard my vinyl of "Noah" and demanded to have the record so she could play it at Sunday Service in the First Christian Church.

It was a hit.

God: Noah...

Noah: WHAT!!!??? (losing all patience after explaining to God that he was sick and tired of getting laughed at by everyone for building the ark)

God: How long can you tread water?

Priceless...

 

[Spitpatch]

"Have you looked in the bottom of that Ark?!

WHO'S GONNA CLEAN UP THAT MESS???? "

 

[P7M13]

God: Noah...

Noah: WHAT!!!??? (losing all patience after explaining to God that he was sick and tired of getting laughed at by everyone for building the ark)

God: How long can you tread water?

Priceless...

I loved his description of "the Belt". "....with hooks on the end that would tear the meat off your bones....."
We laughed hard at that, even though our dad used one exactly like what Cosby described.

 

[Spitpatch]

"Man came in the window, Dad."

 

[Spitpatch]

"Man came in the window, Dad."

I use that on a regular basis to absolve myself of all blame, and I don't care if anybody knows the reference.

 

[Cavedweller]

A comic genius.

A matter of taste, I guess.

And an influential icon of "family values", that didn't quite measure up,

Like so many in Hollywood.

Shared drugs to get chicks in the sack and easy.

That's an interesting way of saying "Slipped them a mickey."

 

[64MercurysRule]

 

[sobo]

I loved his description of "the Belt". "....with hooks on the end that would tear the meat off your bones....."
We laughed hard at that, even tough our dad used one exactly like what Cosby described.

Same here! It's the only reason I'm not dead or in prison!

Well, it didn't have any hooks, but still... it felt like it did!

 

[orygun]

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Three. Didn't you watch the commercials?

Highly recommended.
8 months in now and I'm really enjoying it!
My time, my schedule, work hard or relax as I choose.
It's awesome to only have one boss....

I only have one boss, that's me. But I have many customers that I work for. Some would say they are the boss, but I can fire them anytime.
So far, only one has been given that treatment. The rest keep telling me not to retire.

 

[VinnieBoomBah]

Three. Didn't you watch the commercials?

I only have one boss, that's me. But I have many customers that I work for. Some would say they are the boss, but I can fire them anytime.
So far, only one has been given that treatment. The rest keep telling me not to retire.

"The only thing worse than working for yourself is working for someone else"

 

[64MercurysRule]

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[User 1234]

Username checks out….

I kid, I kid!

 

[Oxygen Mask]

My one boss I call The Warden..
Unless she's within earshot, then it's Dear.

We have a perfect relationship- she tells me what to do, I do it, and we're both happy...

 

[64MercurysRule]

My one boss I call The Warden..
Unless she's within earshot, then it's Dear.

We have a perfect relationship- she tells me what to do, I do it, and we're both happy...

This song is for you bro ........

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