There's A Sucker Born Everyday

[AshWilliams]

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aq5WXmQQooo

This reminds me of when Slashdot ran a story on Sony Music shutting down people using the music for RickRolls, only to find out when you clicked on the story... you guessed it... you got RickRolled. I fell for it and LOLd.

 

[unionguy]

How much $$ you want for them pearls of wisdom?

My rates are reasonable.

 

[P7M13]

My rates are reasonable.

In China, the vendors say, "I giv U bess pryce."

 

[Spitpatch]

Must have fallen for the Columbia House "First 12 Albums for a Penny" promotion...

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.... At least it isn't a divisive post veiled in ambiguous wordplay.

That's because I hadn't contributed yet.

 

[osprey]

Check out this video from this search, johnny paycheck i just got news today
https://g.co/kgs/G3sJDuY

 

[MTpockets]

That's because I hadn't contributed yet.

Now, I intend to revisit the voice I associate with your posts. Currently, I read your posts as if the distinguished Chief Dan George were delivering an address.

Maybe trying a different George voice is in order...

...the sardonic George Carlin.

Wouldn't be NWFA without your contributions. I appreciate that you share your experiences with us, and do so in honest character.

 

[Stomper]

You're a sucker, I'm a sucker, we're all suckers. Inb4

Not me, I'm a power-licker.

 

[titsonritz]

Not me, I'm a power-licker…

…of windows.

 

[Stomper]

…of windows.

Door- knockers

 

[titsonritz]

 

[Andy54Hawken]

Door- knockers

 

[Spitpatch]

Now, I intend to revisit the voice I associate with your posts. Currently, I read your posts as if the distinguished Chief Dan George were delivering an address.

Maybe trying a different George voice is in order...
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...the sardonic George Carlin.

Wouldn't be NWFA without your contributions. I appreciate that you share your experiences with us, and do so in honest character.

Only an Indian could sneak up on me like that.

 

[Catbox]

 

[Jay Walk]

But everyone always thinks it's the "other guy".

Only if he pays $5 per month (every month) to shop at Costco.

 

[Spitpatch]

Now, I intend to revisit the voice I associate with your posts. Currently, I read your posts as if the distinguished Chief Dan George were delivering an address.

Maybe trying a different George voice is in order...
View attachment 2124368
...the sardonic George Carlin.

Wouldn't be NWFA without your contributions. I appreciate that you share your experiences with us, and do so in honest character.

Let's go back to the teepee and eat, my son. My new Snake wife cooks dog very well.

She also has a very soft skin. The only trouble with Snake women is they copulate with horses, which makes them strange to me. She say's she doesn't. That's why I call her "Doesn't Like Horses". But, of course, she's lying.

(Desperately trying to re-establish some smidgin of my Chief Dan George image.)

 

[zofoman]

This thread reminds me of an old used car salesman back home that one of his slogans was...."We screw the other guy and pass the savings on to you."

 

[64MercurysRule]

This thread reminds me of an old used car salesman back home that one of his slogans was...."We screw the other guy and pass the savings on to you."

" If you don't come see me today ...... I can't take any of your money "

 

[Spitpatch]

This thread reminds me of an old used car salesman back home that one of his slogans was...."We screw the other guy and pass the savings on to you."

"Our Guarantee: If you are not completely satisfied, please return to us the unread portion of our magazine, and we will return to you the unspent portion of your money."
MAD Magazine.

(their staff credits finished with, "The Usual Gang of Idiots")

(contrary to popular belief, that phenomena preceded NWFA)

 

[sobo]

Only an Indian could sneak up on me like that.

 

[Oxygen Mask]

I'm ready to NOT practice, but to live retirement...

Highly recommended.
8 months in now and I'm really enjoying it!
My time, my schedule, work hard or relax as I choose.
It's awesome to only have one boss....