The Marines Need Help Finding a Lost Stealth Fighter and Nobody Can Stop Laughing

[pdxjimbo]

The Marines Need Help Finding a Lost Stealth Fighter and Nobody Can Stop Laughing

Those F-35 stealth fighters must be even closer to invisible than I thought because the Marines lost one on Sunday and nobody can find it. A Marine piloting the special vertical takeoff and landing ve...

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[Flopsweat]

"Where did I park my invisible car?"

 

[pdxjimbo]

F-35 Hacked?

https://twitter.com/x/status/1703988467771015430

New Footage Reveals Wreckage Of F-35 Jet Amidst Speculation Of Potential 'Cyberattack' | ZeroHedge

ZeroHedge - On a long enough timeline, the survival rate for everyone drops to zero

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[ScottInPDX]

Everybody get on line right now. We're gonna police call this entire goddamn forrest, and no one goes to chow until every piece of serialized gear is accounted for.

You would be behooven to take this seriously, gents. Lemme here an aye aye gunny.

 

[ma96782]

Aloha, Mark

 

[Flopsweat]

Our government has a history of paying huge amounts of money for very poorly designed software. I don't know for sure why, but I suspect that politics may play a significant role.

 

[albin25]

Given the current state of our military.

Did they try looking in the closet…. Under their glittery platform combat boots or, maybe it's in that Big-Box-O-Pink-Feathers?

 

[CamoDeafie]

They apparently found the crash site last night; but it looked to be right off a road?? Weird.

How did it take the Pentagon 28HRS to find missing F-35

Questions were being asked on Monday as to how it took the Pentagon 28 hours to find an $80 million F-35 jet, which was ultimately located in a neatly-tended field only around 80 miles away.

www.dailymail.co.uk

 

[ilostmypswrd]

Sigh not the Corps I retired from, Im guessing they were all at white man rage training at the time.