Test your automotive knowledge.

[TTSX]

What are the three main types of brake pads?

Good, better and best
American, import and custom
Organic, semi-metallic and ceramic
OEM, aftermarket and performance

New, almost new, metal-on-metal

 

[64MercurysRule]

What should you always wear when installing a replacement light bulb?

Protective goggles
A backward baseball cap
Polarized sunglasses
Rubber gloves

 

[64MercurysRule]

The enemy of a rusty bolt is?

Muriatic acid
A big hammer
Heat
A big wrench

 

[TTSX]

What should you always wear when installing a replacement light bulb?

Protective goggles
A backward baseball cap
Polarized sunglasses
Rubber gloves

A magnum condom, cause you're gonna get forked bigly

 

[64MercurysRule]

How do you compress the piston in most rear calipers?

A really big hammer
By hand
With a special rear-caliper tool
a big C-clamp

 

[TTSX]

The enemy of a rusty bolt is?

Muriatic acid
A big hammer
Heat
A big wrench

Wd40 and duct tape

 

[Tlock]

An EBT recipient?

You beat me to it

 

[64MercurysRule]

Some performance vehicles -- particularly German ones -- require this to perform an alignment.

Metric wrenches
Custom-made weights
Specially weighted sand bags
Wiener schnitzel

 

[TTSX]

How do you compress the piston in most rear calipers?

A really big hammer
By hand
With a special rear-caliper tool
a big C-clamp

Buy a new one

 

[TTSX]

Some performance vehicles -- particularly German ones -- require this to perform an alignment.

Metric wrenches
Custom-made weights
Specially weighted sand bags
Wiener schnitzel

An inch wide mustache

 

[64MercurysRule]

What are torque sticks?

A game mechanics play during down time
Sticks that attach to an impact gun to limit their torque when tightening lug nuts
Wrenches you use to tighten wheels
A tasty snack you can only get at auto shops

 

[TTSX]

What are torque sticks?

A game mechanics play during down time
Sticks that attach to an impact gun to limit their torque when tightening lug nuts
Wrenches you use to tighten wheels
A tasty snack you can only get at auto shops

That's another name for a drive shaft, dummy

 

[64MercurysRule]

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[bionic knees]

What should you always wear when installing a replacement light bulb?

Protective goggles
A backward baseball cap
Polarized sunglasses
Rubber gloves

3xxxl condom!!

 

[gmerkt]

I got a max score. May I now wear the ASE shoulder patch?

My guess is, a lot of younger people with their nose in a smart phone would get lower scores. Such as those who don't know how to change a vacuum cleaner belt (bag?).

 

[Capn Jack]

What is a parasitic draw?

An automotive mosquito that prefers gas to blood
A slow fuel leak
A cooling-system leak
A small electrical draw that can kill your battery overnight

Momentarily cross up the voltage on your charging leads and blow the isolation diode in your alternator. Your battery wont hold a charge more than a few hours and you'll wonder why.