Tesla Cyber"truck" flawed logic

[Stomper]

FIFY...

then there's A U N T B E R U


And we know how SHE turned out...

 

[SCARed]

These are still just rich people toys and not viable for almost all normal Americans. Normal meaning not a true "townie"

Lol. If your talking about the Cyber truck, sure. If your talking about the mass of regular EVs, then you're completely wrong.

 

[Stomper]

Yet no one wants the Dorkotrons, other than a few select dorks.

But the seig heil thing is quite fitting for Peelon.

Point of interest....

The word, "dork" is a word used by sailers of antiquity that referred a whale's wiener.... when there was an actual market for such things.

However, I can easily see the analogous comparison given the context of your statement.

 

[kmk1012]

Lol. If your talking about the Cyber truck, sure. If your talking about the mass of regular EVs, then you're completely wrong.

Maybe, maybe not. Your perception of wealth might be distorted compared to what most average people have.

 

[kmk1012]

Point of interest....

The word, "dork" is a word used by sailers of antiquity that referred a whale's wiener.... when there was an actual market for such things.

However, I can easily see the analogous comparison given the context of your statement.

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Cliff's Buffalo Theory are words to live by!

 

[Stomper]

Cliff's Buffalo Theory are words to live by!

He is the original one that I learned the word, "vegetarian" was an old American Indian word for, "bad hunter".

 

[arakboss]

I would rather own one of these china hybrid trucks than a cybertruck.

https://www.cnbc.com/2025/01/25/china-made-byd-shark-pickup-is-a-predator-circling-global-truck-market.html

 

[Flintlock Tom]

Dammmittt Andy!

What would Spock drive?
I'd almost say he would be a motorcycle guy. But it could be a Ford festiva.

Spock leaning on the 1964 Buick Riviera

 

[Flintlock Tom]

We've been seeing a "Cyber Truck" around town the last couple weeks and my first thought is "wow, that's ugly" and my second thought is "why is the word 'truck' in it's name?"

 

[sobo]

Answered that a few weeks ago...

 

[Flintlock Tom]

Answered that a few weeks ago...

Didn't read all six pages before I responded to Knobgoblin's post...

 

[sobo]

Didn't read all six pages before I responded to Knobgoblin's post...

Not to worry... it happenes a lot around here...

 

[Barefootdog]

Not to derail the thread...but has anyone seen a Tesla cyber truck doing any work?...hauling or pulling anything? I've never seen it.....but I'm retired and live a sheltered life.

Can't image one pulling the jet boat very far.
And the camper?....fugetaboutit.....

 

[VinnieBoomBah]

Not to derail the thread...but has anyone seen a Tesla cyber truck doing any work?...hauling or pulling anything? I've never seen it.....but I'm retired and live a sheltered life.

Can't image one pulling my jet boat very far.
And my camper?....fugetaboutit.....

One thing this gets wrong is that things stay dry in the trunk (narrator's voice: Things do not stay dry in the trunk)

https://www.tiktok.com/video/7379395099341360426

View: https://www.tiktok.com/@fiveoclockmommy/video/7379395099341360426?lang=en

 

[Mikej]

Not to derail the thread...but has anyone seen a Tesla cyber truck doing any work?...hauling or pulling anything? I've never seen it.....but I'm retired and live a sheltered life.

Can't image one pulling the jet boat very far.
And the camper?....fugetaboutit.....

Hell, I hadn't seen a truck "Bed" in on of those things until the video above.

I want to know what these things are like on a road trip? Like, we used to drive to SLC to visit family and friends the week after New Years. 800 miles of cold cold temps, and many time some pretty "Blizzardy" weather. How many miles do you get in sub freezing weather and up's and down of mountain passes? At freeway/cross country speeds? Never seem to hear about that.

 

[357 MAX]

My brothers grandson lives in liberal Denver and drives an electric car.
he made a trip for Thanksgiving to western Wyoming.
400 miles.

14 hours to make the trip.
had to stop and charge the car 4 times

not good in the cold

 

[sobo]

My brothers grandson lives in liberal Denver and drives an electric car.
he made a trip for Thanksgiving to western Wyoming.
400 miles.

14 hours to make the trip.
had to stop and charge the car 4 times

not good in the cold

EV: 400 miles/14 hours = average speed of 29 mph (assumes 70 mph interstate speed limit and four stops for charging, potty breaks, and eating)

ICE: 400 miles/6 hours = average speed of 67 mph (assumes 70 mph interstate speed limit and one 15-minute stop for gas/potty break combined).

Get there in under half the time with only a short stop to refuel and piss. I know what I would buy...

 

[Member 53867]

Hybrid: 400 miles/5 hours 20 minutes = average speed of 75 mph (Fook da Po-lice!) and still have 150 miles to go before needing gas.

Potty break? "You should have thought of that before we left!"

 

[Alexx1401]

Not to derail the thread...but has anyone seen a Tesla cyber truck doing any work?...hauling or pulling anything? I've never seen it.....but I'm retired and live a sheltered life.

Can't image one pulling the jet boat very far.
And the camper?....fugetaboutit.....

Tucker Carlson did one a bit ago. Buddy of his in Main got one to test out. It was impressive but, even the guy who was testing it said as impressive as it was he would not pay that price for one. I sure as hell am not going to buy one either. I do have to kind of chuckle at all the hate though as Elon is laughing all the way to the bank.

 

[Jay Walk]

I saw one parked behind Burgerville.