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I was a little bored this morning, so I came up with two new ones for y'all. Enjoy!
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Another week has gone by
And I haven't sealed the deal
But you keep coming back
'Cause you're intrigued with my spiel
You really need this trade
Sit back, I'll tell you why
There may come a day
That without it you'd die
I know that's dramatic
You may think that I bluff
But just keep on reading
I'll explain soon enough
You may yet rue the day
You ignored the gun that I tout
If 2012 ends up being
The year Zombie Apocalypse breaks out!
Your magnum looks good
In the woods and the sedge
But when you face the undead
You'll want a high capacity edge
Hordes of them swarming
In their tatters and stains
They'll come to your home
To devour your brains
You've got six in the cylinder
How long will you be lastin'?
But if you trade for my auto
You can just keep on blastin'
With this Taurus in hand
There's no reason to fear
So make a trade with me now
And have a Happy New Year!
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